Reply With QuoteI often wonder just what they put in the water down there in Brazil.
Your political views are wrong because
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09-02-2008, 05:05 AM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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Your political views are wrong because
BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! ******
BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! ******
It is just like in your real life when a bear attacks you. You didnt expect it! OMG!
Do you run? But bears run fast! OMG!
Do you climb a tree? But bears climb trees. OMG!
Do you play dead? But does it really work? OMG!
Do you say uh-oh or oops in a funny way even if nobody is there to laugh? So you can tell it later when you tell the story.
You have no weapons and you are alone. Dont think too much too.
What do you do when a bear attacks you?
BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! ******
BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! **** BEAR ATTACK!!!! ******
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09-02-2008, 05:53 AM #2Esprit de Corps ELITE MEMBER
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NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!! 
I can run faster mad than you can scared
"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson
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09-02-2008, 10:38 AM #3Registered User
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mercury is my guess
Originally Posted by Witmaster
I often wonder just what they put in the water down there in Brazil. Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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09-02-2008, 10:59 AM #4..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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maybe they still have lead pipes there?
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09-02-2008, 12:48 PM #5Registered User
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are we overlooking the obvious? crack addict? Originally Posted by BulkMeUp
maybe they still have lead pipes there? Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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09-02-2008, 01:29 PM #6..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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I've asked in the past. He denies doing any stuff. But i'd like to know what he does to dream up such threads. Originally Posted by bio-chem
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09-02-2008, 04:35 PM #7Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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It's a Phascolarctos, aka the koala bear. I grab a branch of eucalyptus leaves and toss it at it and it proceeds to munch on that and leaves me be....
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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09-02-2008, 05:10 PM #8Un~Bulking ELITE MEMBER
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Vieope=Rabbit in Bear's clothing?.
Most say that when a bear attacks, you should remain still and not make any noise....then, hopefully, the bear will leave, and you will live for another day.
In regards to politics.....If attacked by a political bear, one should use a more rhetorical approach, persuading the bear to leave you unscathed, allowing him to enjoy another day of attack.
If rhetoric doesn't work, then one should filibuster the bear, thereby boring him to death, causing all onlooking bears run in fear of the same.....
Moral: Little rabbits shouldn't make light of bears.
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09-02-2008, 05:35 PM #9Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Chicks. Hot chicks. Originally Posted by Witmaster
I often wonder just what they put in the water down there in Brazil.
I can dream, can't I?So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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09-03-2008, 03:20 PM #10Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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I thought you hated Latin women. Originally Posted by DOMS
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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09-03-2008, 05:20 PM #11Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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I've decided that Brazilian chicks are the exception. Originally Posted by KelJu
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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09-03-2008, 06:49 PM #12Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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There is hope for you yet. Brazilian women are more all time favorite ethnicity. My dream is to move there and live the rest of my life out on a Brazilian beach. Maybe Vieope will let me crash on his couch. Originally Posted by DOMS
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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09-03-2008, 07:57 PM #13Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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A worthy goal. Originally Posted by KelJu
I wouldn't mind retiring to Brazil and spending the rest of my life living in a vagina.
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So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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Warm, moist, and with a slightly earthy twist. must be brazillian Originally Posted by DOMS
Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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