Thread: Whats the best revenge you've ever had?

Yes, be successful.

Originally Posted by KentDog

Yes, be successful.

Thread over, they say that living well is the best revenge.

Plot summary for
RasPlasch(2008) (MADE FOR TV IM MOVIE)


This is the story of RasPlasch Carrie a lonely and painfully shy teenage boy with unbelievable supersperm powers who is slowly pushed to the edge of insanity by frequent bullying from both cruel classmates at his school, and his own web forum,. Soon, he discovers he has supersperm powers; and when the most gruesome of gags is played on him on prom night,
One classmate, Syn, feels compassion for RasPlasch and gets her boyfriend TallCall to ask RasPlasch to the senior prom. But another classmate, DaMayor, is banned from the prom and plots a cruel prank against RasPlasch at the prom involving a bucket of pig's blood which pushes the unstable RasPlasch completely over the edge and uses her Supersperm powers to turn the prom into a spermbath of his own. Written by Min0scat Leeski

leaving.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Plot summary for
RasPlasch(2008) (MADE FOR TV IM MOVIE)


This is the story of RasPlasch Carrie a lonely and painfully shy teenage boy with unbelievable supersperm powers who is slowly pushed to the edge of insanity by frequent bullying from both cruel classmates at his school, and his own web forum,. Soon, he discovers he has supersperm powers; and when the most gruesome of gags is played on him on prom night,
One classmate, Syn, feels compassion for RasPlasch and gets her boyfriend TallCall to ask RasPlasch to the senior prom. But another classmate, DaMayor, is banned from the prom and plots a cruel prank against RasPlasch at the prom involving a bucket of pig's blood which pushes the unstable RasPlasch completely over the edge and uses her Supersperm powers to turn the prom into a spermbath of his own. Written by Min0scat Leeski

Ok I will tell you my est revenge story:

In 7th grade I had was in science class and before the teacher got to class I set a stink bomb off under the trash can and many students witnessed it. Well security comes in looking to see who did it and they have no clue. All of a sudden this girl Erica stands up and says I know who did it, it was SplashLog. I end up getting suspended for 3 days, first and only suspension, sucked.

Well fast forward a year and we are in eighth grade and I have the same class as Erica for math. I never once mentioned what happened to erica or anyone in highschool, I acted liked it never happened. Now Erica is very smart and motivated and was applying for the magnet school. Halfway through the class she gets mono and is out for 5 weeks. When she returns she hands in her 5 weeks of homework into the "Homework Hand-in Box" as soon as I saw this happen I knew what I had to do, I went in after her and handed my overnight homework and took her 5 weeks worth of homework.

I went home that day and burned it in my back-yard. As a result she was confronted by the teacher in front of the class and she said she turned it in but the teacher didn't care. She didn't have enough time to make up the work and received and F for the class. As a result of this she was not accepted into the magnet high school.

bahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

That is rough, man.

Originally Posted by Splash Log

Ok I will tell you my est revenge story:

In 7th grade I had was in science class and before the teacher got to class I set a stink bomb off under the trash can and many students witnessed it. Well security comes in looking to see who did it and they have no clue. All of a sudden this girl Erica stands up and says I know who did it, it was SplashLog. I end up getting suspended for 3 days, first and only suspension, sucked.

Well fast forward a year and we are in eighth grade and I have the same class as Erica for math. I never once mentioned what happened to erica or anyone in highschool, I acted liked it never happened. Now Erica is very smart and motivated and was applying for the magnet school. Halfway through the class she gets mono and is out for 5 weeks. When she returns she hands in her 5 weeks of homework into the "Homework Hand-in Box" as soon as I saw this happen I knew what I had to do, I went in after her and handed my overnight homework and took her 5 weeks worth of homework.

I went home that day and burned it in my back-yard. As a result she was confronted by the teacher in front of the class and she said she turned it in but the teacher didn't care. She didn't have enough time to make up the work and received and F for the class. As a result of this she was not accepted into the magnet high school.

That. Is. Awesome!

I was just dangerously close to OUTING my xgf
as the pathological liar that she is, not too long ago...

I figured the best revenge would be served up cold when
she lies her way into a web of shit-
that eventually will cause her to have to leave town, disgraced.

(it will happen)

Karma sux

I was a long time member of a bodybuilding forum. We used to have great fun carrying on about life, liberty and the persuit of huge tits. Then things started to get really weird, everybody started talking about politics all the time and taking themselves way too seriously. It got on my nerves so much I finally snapped. I created a different user name and tormented everybody mercilessly. My name was Danny81.

GG

Originally Posted by Splash Log

Ok I will tell you my est revenge story:

In 7th grade I had .

Fast forward 5 years......she now walks the streets to make ends meet.

This guy cut me off one time(actually did a right turn from the middle lane) and I saw a cop right before he did it so I over steered and went up on the curb to make it look 10 times worse than it actually was, anyway I see the cop hit his lights and blew through a red light just to get the guy. I went around the block just so I could laugh at that fucking idiot....

Hmmmmmmm, so here goes.

My 9th grade English teacher hated my guts because she was a classmate to my father. Apparently, my dad had terrorized her, so she took revenge on me. Seriously, the bitch went out of her way to make every day a living hell for me.

So, I went to work on a plan. I built a homemade stick bomb in a gallon milk jug made of milk, eggs, vinegar, and cat shit. I placed it out in the woods behind my house for a month to grow to super strength. Her daughter got married, and I knew she would be out of town for the weekend. I seized the opportunity, and snuck out of my hosue after my parents were asleep. I caught a ride to her house with some older friends on the football team.

Just opening the lid made everyone start gagging and one kid puked. I covered my mouth and nose and doused the entire inside of her brand new Cadillac. I shut the door to the car and let the car sit out in the heat. I know she was gone for at least two days, maybe more. A week later she sold the car. I doubt she got much money for it considering how bad it smelled. It reminded me of the Seinfeld episode with the car with BO, only my stick bomb was 100 times worse.

I broke into the school with a friend in 10th grade and took a piss on her desk. I took extra effort and made sure to piss on every test and paper on her desk. The next day in class she was shuffling around damp papers, and pulling them to her face to small them. Her face lit up, eyes widened, and that was when she realized it was piss. It took every ounce of restraint and self control to not crack a smile or worse bust out laughing. That was a good day!


I was a kid with a bad temper, and I feel foolish about the juvenile things I did. Later in life I found out from older people that my dad was the same way when he was young. I can only imagine the shit that my dad must have done to her when they were classmates, and then I turned into episode II of her nightmare.

Karma is going to be a bitch for me.

I rented a house while in college. When the lease was over with my roomate he was going to stay in the house and start a new lease. THis was at christmas time. During christmas both my mom and grandmother died within 2 weeks. I came back right after this happened and paid him for the last utility bills and moved my stuff out. He kept the money and I ended up having to pay 100% of the bills since they were in my name. To this day I swear that if I see him I will knock his ass out.

Now for the revenge......

I still had a key to the house and I knew that him and his roomate were gone over spring break a few months later. I drove to the house and did the following.

1. Removed the electric outlets and shoved ham into the walls
2. Took a seed spreader full of sugar and spread sugar through out the whole house.
3. Took a 2 gallon thing of syrup and made a trail into the alley where there was an enormous anthill
4. Climbed onto the roof and dropped a jar of mayonaise and eggs down the chimney. (The fireplace was simply drywalled over in the house)

I know that some of you will say it hurt the landlord but he was a piece of crap also. The house was constantly having problems that he would never fix. THe sewer would back up into the shower once every two weeks and they would never actually fix the problem. The a/c rarely worked and the place was falling apart.

Originally Posted by ALBOB

I was a long time member of a bodybuilding forum. We used to have great fun carrying on about life, liberty and the persuit of huge tits.

Las Vegas Hash House Harriers





I'll probably be in town for this:
Las Vegas Hash House Harriers

Nothing big..

I had an ex girlfriend suck my dick after it was in another girls pussy within a 6 hour range without showering.

Thats what you get for cheating, bitch!

Originally Posted by RasPlasch

I was thinking earlier today of all the kids so far in highschool that have pissed me off. And fantisized about getting revenge after highschool.

Does anyone have any great revenge stories?

Kill em by smiling and shaking their hand the next time you see them.

Works every time.

These stories have been pretty awesome.

A guy I knew pissed off a teacher in HS...

He had a 4credit COOP BLOCK class and a 1/2 credit of teacher aide
with this guy and his class...

I had the same...

This guy flunked us both out because of separate incidents
he didn't like...

The other guy din't graduate HS and had to take summer school to get his diploma... He came back and poured a pound of sugar into this guys shiny new IROCZ camaro, which wasn't parked in the school parking lot the following week when I drove by, LOL

Flunk me asshole... haha, here's a few thousand dollars worth of service to your fag-mobile... This jerk loved this car he used to have the students hand wash and wax it for extra credit on saturdays...

He had a rusty old pontiac that he drove in the winter
that POS was parked in his spot the week after I heard about the sugar.