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Dude, you just have to show up and stand around for ninety minutes. And try not to look mean. Can you pull that off?
Of course I can!
Okay, you need to dial it down about 50 notches. Turn on the charm.
How's this? Friendly?
You look like a Kefe taking a difficult crap. You just need to look less threatening.
Debate Training - Biden learns what makes girls cry (WITH HOT PICS!)
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10-01-2008, 06:05 PM #1Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Debate Training - Biden learns what makes girls cry (WITH HOT PICS!)
While most people will be watching Thursday's VP debate to find out whether Sarah Palin will start speaking in tongues, there's also the little matter of diarrhea-mouth hothead Joe Biden. The Obama camp is worried about the notoriously unpredictable Biden getting too aggressive (read: red-faced bellowing) while addressing Gov. Palin and losing the coveted "we hate people who aren't nice to the woefully underqualified" vote. To prepare, Joe has been rehearsing with MI Gov. Jennifer Granholme standing in for Sarah Palin. Watch our completely made up recreation of those rehearsals (with exclusive pics!) in the slideshow below:
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Okay Joe. So I'll pretend to be Sarah, and you just...try and be you, okay? Let's just have fun with it. You ready?
LET'S DO THIS!
Whoah! Easy buddy, your acting like that new guy Ironaddict.
Sorry Jen. I'm just real excited to just...just tear that Jesus-loving, Russia watching eskimo a whole new Brogers sized a--
ENOUGH! That's exactly what you don't wanna do. I know in most debates having more knowledge, experience, and ability to make a convincing argument are good things. But in this case they're all drawbacks for you. Just ask Busylivin
Drawbacks? So in order to win, I have to...try not to win.
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Weak.
And Biden sucks.________________________
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What about this, at least my teeth ain't as yellow as Doublebase? Hey Sarah great to see ya sweetie!
Still kind of scary. Can you do anything to seem warmer?
How's this look? Can I debate while holding my grandkid?
We'll ask. But let's try something else. Is there a place where you like to go in your head where everything feels warm and loving and happy other than a open chat political thread?
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Little wings boob threads!
Okay, it's Christmas morning. I'm Sarah Palin and there's a big beautiful tree behind me with Clemson hanging By his balls. Do you feel gentler? More generous?
Get out of my secret Christmas place Sarah Palin!Last edited by min0 lee; 10-01-2008 at 06:32 PM.
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10-01-2008, 06:21 PM #6YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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LOL'D!!! Lee, you made my day!
That was the funniest thing I've seen today.
I'm not really all that bad a guy, really! At least thats what my mom says.
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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10-01-2008, 07:45 PM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Classic Min0 but without the animated gifs of some random IM'er's head coming up from someones lap.....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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hahhaa nice
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The Biden faces are priceless.
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I have to say, I wasn't that excited about the first debate but I can't wait for this one. I'm getting the popcorn ready, I am really hoping for more of this:
not for any political reasons, just for sheer fucking hilarity. We really need this woman for VP, if not soley for Jon Stewart's and SNL's ratings.
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