Parasites are making you FAT!

**Gazhole** · 10-08-2008, 02:11 PM

Fat? You Have Parasites

You may find it hard to believe, but when someone comes along with a great cure for illness or disease, some people in power get really, really ticked off.

And that is whatâ€™s happened regarding the lady doctor above. Her name is Dr Suzanne Gudakunst, and sheâ€™s someone worth paying attention to.
Why? ... Because she may have found the answer everyoneâ€™s been looking for when it comes to preventing sickness & disease, as well as a permanent end to people becoming fat!

Dr Suzanne has correctly identified the exact causes of peopleâ€™s obesity, and how to stop it. Sheâ€™s also discovered that the same cause of why people get fat is also the same reason why people eventually get sick and die prematurely â€“ often cutting off years from their lives (not to mention the quality of their lives!)

She has identified several species of parasites and a specific type of goopy plaque that if left in your bowels makes you fat, bloated, developing a pouch and spare-tire belly â€“ and which also is directly linked to 99.9% of ALL diseases (including but not limited to: cancers, diabetes, arthritis, heart disease, strokes, high blood pressure, just to name a few!)

But best of all, Dr Suzanne has found an instant and natural remedy that flushes out these plaques and parasites for good. People using her formula often report sudden weight losses up to 100 lbs or more â€“ and without changing a single thing about their diets.

Also more shockingly is the fact that many people see reversals in heart disease, and suddenly their diabetes or even cancer goes into remission and never returns!

Obviously this lady doctor is taking money away from the rich as she actually makes people well â€“ rather than just keeping them sick, year after year, all just to profit at the expense of their health and eventually their very lives.

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Oh dear lord. This arrived in my inbox thismorning and i couldnt not post it here.

Theres more on the site, but its this ridiculous all the way through. Im sorta tempted to put in an email address created for this purpose and actually see what they send me.

**MCx2** · 10-08-2008, 02:17 PM

So it's the parasites that make my neighbor make 5 trips a day to McDonalds. He'll be thrilled when I send him this link!

**IronAddict** · 10-08-2008, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by ReproMan

So it's the parasites that make my neighbor make 5 trips a day to McDonalds. He'll be thrilled when I send him this link!

**BulkMeUp** · 10-08-2008, 03:55 PM

It is parasites like Dr Suzanne Gudakunst that make the world sick.

**KentDog** · 10-08-2008, 05:02 PM

The email seems very well-written.. "this lady doctor"

**DOMS** · 10-08-2008, 05:50 PM

Parasites are making people fat? That reminds me of something I heard recently:

Fat Person: I have a thyroid problem.
Other person: Then quit eating so many thyroids.

**maniclion** · 10-08-2008, 08:02 PM

It's those damned midichlorians.....let the force be with you, not under you, you jabba the hut butt phatty menace.!!!!

**Gazhole** · 10-09-2008, 04:47 AM

Originally Posted by KentDog

The email seems very well-written.. "this lady doctor"

That kept making me laugh aswell.

Though at the bottom the site is copyright some guy named "Jeff Tormey" so i doubt she even exists.

**Gordo** · 10-09-2008, 09:09 AM

The only "parasites" are the spammers

**Little Wing** · 10-09-2008, 10:17 AM

you must mean the lack of parasites makes you fat

cuz well if you don't have tapeworms you'll get fat eating donuts and bacon....

**tallcall** · 10-09-2008, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by Little Wing

if you don't have tapeworms you'll get fat eating donuts and bacon....

Tapeworms - the next dieting craze! Does it hurt to attach them?

**Little Wing** · 10-09-2008, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by tallcall

Tapeworms - the next dieting craze! Does it hurt to attach them?

it's been done.

**maniclion** · 10-09-2008, 04:14 PM

You won't loose any weight with a tapeworm cause it will still add to your weight what ever it consumes.....

Besides it's leeching of nutrients and other potential health risks you'll also likely face Pruritus ani.....

**Splash Log** · 10-09-2008, 07:20 PM

I can tell by the little thumbnails at the bottom its just a run of the mill colon cleanser.

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