Picked up the Onion Movie just last week, didn't even know there was one. Not too bad.
I gotta admit, the boy scouts have certainly evolved with the times.
<12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!
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"All right brain... I don't like you and you don't like me. So let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer" ~ Homer Simpson


Picked up the Onion Movie just last week, didn't even know there was one. Not too bad.
Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
You guys do know the Onion fabricates its stories right? its comic relief


Ron Paul 2012
No gym for home, work out floor with 30, but is it for 20 like 30 lb when you no lift it to be for men, for 30 lbs instead? or half is 10 for 20 pounds?


Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
The reporter was hot though...
I want to give her an exam.
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