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    The "Talk About Anything But Politics Thread"

    I'll start....what if Martian's are microscopic or at least as small as ants but super intelligent and we can't see them with our rovers but have been rolling through their cities destroying them? Their are zillions of them and they have mastered space travel...... What can we do?
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    What would you do if you found a video of your girl getting fist-fucked in her fart knot by a Bigfoot in a hot air balloon? Would you fart on your own hand and smell it, or would you spit marbles at your neighbor's children? Personally I would just go get a tattoo of Miss Piggy getting her tits sucked. Oink!

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    I'll start....what if Martian's are microscopic or at least as small as ants but super intelligent and we can't see them with our rovers but have been rolling through their cities destroying them? Their are zillions of them and they have mastered space travel...... What can we do?
    if they haven't figured out a way to protect their cities yet then fuck them.
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    Here is what you need to worry about. Eat, Lift, Rest. Repeat.
    This should be really simple, stop over complicating it.

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    I cut my balls shaving two days ago, it bleed like a stuck pig, but there was no pain or visible mark afterward. I told some friends and they told me about nair or male nair. Should I give it a shot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash Log View Post
    I cut my balls shaving two days ago, it bleed like a stuck pig, but there was no pain or visible mark afterward. I told some friends and they told me about nair or male nair. Should I give it a shot?
    Yes feel the burn!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReproMan View Post
    There's a pubic hair in my cola.
    Anita Hill, is that you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Yes feel the burn!!!
    Razor burn or the Nair burns?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash Log View Post
    Razor burn or the Nair burns?
    holy shit dude. sharp objects near the testes is brave. I'll trim, but strait shorn? damn
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    This should be really simple, stop over complicating it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash Log View Post
    Razor burn or the Nair burns?
    they have bikini line nair for those sensitive areas

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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-chem View Post
    holy shit dude. sharp objects near the testes is brave. I'll trim, but strait shorn? damn
    it aint that bad seriously

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    it aint that bad seriously
    Yea I have never had razor burn, and I dont put shaving cream on down there. Just this one nick and it was painless and no mark, but bleed like you wouldn't believe. I guess I will give the nair a shot but they said you have to dangle your balls or you start losing patches around your upper thigh, since it takes a few minutes to act. I dont wanna really stand in a squat position for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by largepkg View Post
    Anita Hill, is that you?

    LOL!! Nice!! +1

    I got that line from a skit making fun of Anita Hill on In Living Color.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash Log View Post
    I cut my balls shaving two days ago, it bleed like a stuck pig, but there was no pain or visible mark afterward. I told some friends and they told me about nair or male nair. Should I give it a shot?
    I'm a hairy bastard of Italian decent and I have to shave my shaft from time to time. I still haven't cut the lil guy.

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    So did the nair work or do you now have third degree chemical burns on your scrotum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    So did the nair work or do you now have third degree chemical burns on your scrotum?
    HAvnt tested it yet

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