Thread: Amazing Simple Home Remedies

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> 1.
AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE
> TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

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> 2.
AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING
> THE SINK.

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> 3.
FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A
> FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.
REMEMBER TO USE A
> TIMER.

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> 4.
A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
> ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

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> 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES.
THEN YOU'LL BE
> AFRAID TO COUGH.

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> 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE.
IF IT DOESN'T MOVE
> AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40.
IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT
> TAPE.

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> 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'V E GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

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> DAILY THOUGHT:
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> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING
> A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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> Don't take life too seriously

i laughed out loud at 5... 6 and 7 are pretty good too :P