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Here's the video. It's pretty freaky.Video "Manuel Uribe" | sevenload
friends build Fat man a “sex ramp”.
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friends build Fat man a “sex ramp”.
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THE world’s fattest man has finally managed to consummate his marriage after friends built him a “sex ramp”.
Tubby Manuel Uribe, 43, slimmed down to 47st for his wedding to Claudia Solis, 38, two weeks ago.
He was carted to the ceremony on a flatbed truck but was unable to have his wedding night fun.
So pals constructed a three-foot ramp, reinforced with concrete, allowing him to raise the lower half of his body.
This enabled his new bride to have greater access to his private parts.
And Manuel, who once tipped the scales at a colossal 87st, confirmed: “We have finally had sex and we are a true couple in the eyes of God.
“We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth.”
The idea for the ramp came from US company Liberator, which makes a variety of bouncy ramps so regular-sized couples can try new sex positions.
One friend in Monterrey, Mexico, said: “He and Claudia are very happy with the love ramp and, for the first time, being in bed has become fun for Manuel.”
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That's the most pathetic thing I think I've ever read.
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and see.........
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OMG, I didn't see the video before!!
"Claudia helps in the daily chores, which includes changing his sheets" as he rolls back and forth while she yanks them out of his fat rolls...
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It's scary how he moves his feet.
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holy hell. how is it a guy like that can get a chick and im still single? fuck
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I was thinking the same thing... Originally Posted by bio-chem
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11-18-2008, 08:09 AM #9YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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OMFG! There is truly someone for everybody... I guess Claudia is a chubby chaser.... Who knew there really is a Jabba the hut!
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He weighed 717 pounds (324 kg) in May after losing 518 pounds (235 kg) since March 2006 on a diet of grapefruits, egg-white omelets, fish, chicken and vegetables.
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My ex needs a sex ramp.
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How does he know if he's got it up or not? Can he even get it up, I thought one of the leading causes of impotence was obesity....
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Later they found out they never consummated their wedding at all, but instead only found the taquito he'd lost back in 2003.....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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My ex needs a toll booth. Originally Posted by Shae2K3
My ex needs a sex ramp.
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Originally Posted by maniclion
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What does that do? Originally Posted by min0 lee
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Never mind. I'm slow.
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Sheaster... You got married!?! Originally Posted by Shae2K3
Never mind. I'm slow.
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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Originally Posted by maniclion
Whats gross'r than gross?
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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I thought I was the only person that heard of truly tasteless joke books. Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
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I wish. *SIGH* Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Sheaster... You got married!?!
On the real, I got dumped and sent to a psych hospital. 2K3 is the year I graduated high school.
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