Lol!

Two men are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there two women golfers in front of them who are taking quite a long time to play each hole.
The first guy says, "Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?" The second guy gets about halfway there, turns and comes back. The first guy says, "What's wrong?"
He says, "One of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress."
The first guy says, "That could be a problem. I'll go over." He gets about halfway there and he turns and comes back, too.
The second guy says, "What's wrong?"
The first guy says, "Small world!"
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.

Lol!
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”


hilarious.
Im not a drug dealer, im a street pharmacist!
There was a white guy, a black guy, and a midget. The white guy whips it out and it falls 50 feet and he looks at the 2 like, "What you gonna do now bitches?!?" The black guy whips it out and it falls 200 feet and looks at the other two, "What you gonna do now bitches?!?" The white and black guy stare at the midget who is jumping up and down. "What are you doing?", the white guy says.
"I'M DODGEING TRAFFIC!!!!"
NICE!
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