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Crono Dildo Drinks Store!
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11-19-2008, 10:34 AM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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Crono Dildo Drinks Store!
Lets pretend you are in a desert all day, very thirsty and you really want do drink something because your throat is so dry. You look and you see the city far away, you know there you can buy water or any other type of drink but the city is still 3 hours away...
but oh wait..what is that? It is a Crono Dildo Drinks store! It is only a two minutes walk. A place where they serve water and a lot of drinks but inside of a dildo. You sit on the table, get a dildo and you have to do a nice handjob or blowjob for the liquid to come out and it is going to come, come all over your throat.
So what do you do? Do you walk to the city and 3 hours later drink something in a cup or do you go to the "Crono Dildo Drinks Store!" and have fun?
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11-19-2008, 11:03 AM #2Registered User
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11-19-2008, 12:15 PM #3.::.:: Legend ::.::. ELITE MEMBER
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Lol, screw that Im walking 3 hours.
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11-19-2008, 12:26 PM #4..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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wheres tallcall? I'm sure he will walk 3 hours out of the city to get to this store!
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11-19-2008, 12:34 PM #5fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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Wait, all I have to do is jerk off a fucking dildo till it comes water in my mouth? Why the fuck not, I'm all for it. I'm in the god damn desert.
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11-19-2008, 12:46 PM #6Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I'd just hold it in my lap and stroke it like it was mine, I've had plenty of experience in that department.... Honestly though if I saw something like that in the desert I'd think I was hallucinating and continue the 3 hour walk to town since you can go a few days with out water...
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11-19-2008, 12:47 PM #7Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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So, how much water "cums" out? If I have to suck a dildo for 10 minutes to get 2 ounces of water, I am walking to the city.
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def just stroke the dildo, its a bit of god damm plastic....however if its a shitty small amount like kelju said, im def walking to the city
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11-19-2008, 02:11 PM #9Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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remember being at a party n all of a sudden you get passed the pipe and you have to put your mouth on it to take a hit and it's either a female figure n her pussy is the mouthpiece or it's a big dick shaped pipe.... i never saw anyone refuse a hit.
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11-19-2008, 02:23 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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He said you can rub it or suck it, but if you wanna suck it for 12 ounces you go for it buddy!!!
Originally Posted by KelJu
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-19-2008, 04:51 PM #11Peelosopher
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first of all, Vieope, stop telling people my secret business ideas. That was between us. If you think you still get to run my Poop-Detergent Laundromat then you are mistaken!
Second, if I'm in the desert I would happily stroke that dildo! And that you can quote and use against me when I'm running for president someday. Though I would imagine that if I'd been in the heat enough that this would all be a hallucination, whereas what I'm sucking would be the actual thing. Come to think of it, this is a great way to get a blowjob. I'm gonna have to search out some hallucinating and thirsty people.
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11-19-2008, 05:43 PM #12Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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I know my limitations...
If I'm so dehydrated, I need fluid... Guess what?
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11-19-2008, 06:53 PM #13Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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See Mushrooms thread page 1... Originally Posted by Crono1000
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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11-20-2008, 04:03 AM #14Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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This thread is on fire!!!! It set off the Redneck Fire Alarm
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11-20-2008, 02:28 PM #15Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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Time to call in the redneck fire department: Originally Posted by maniclion
This thread is on fire!!!! It set off the Redneck Fire Alarm
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