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    Hit the person above you

    I saw this game at a forum and thought it was fun and hilarious. All you have to do is to describe how would you hit the person above you. Thats it. For me I can't do anything so we will let someone start.

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    I'd slap you on the naked ass with a fresh trout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    I'd slap you on the naked ass with a fresh trout.

    (then grill it)
    I would kick you in the nuts!
    “I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”

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    KelJu, you're a friggin tank, so I'd hit you with a claw hammer

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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    I would kick you in the nuts!
    YESSSSSssssss!!!!

    KICK ME IN THE JIMMY!

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    I'll knock you out with a steel chair then I will open it over you and sit on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex View Post
    Ill mushroom stamp you on a school bus
    “I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”

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    I'll mushroom stamp you with my dildo.

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    I'll stab your mouth with a dildo drink.
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    I'll attatch your genitals to jumper cables and attatch the other end with a car battery.

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    I will slap you with a wet diaper and call you Betsy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae2K3 View Post
    I'll attatch your genitals to jumper cables and attatch the other end with a car battery.
    Which would do nothing because 12 volts is too weak, now if he had a prince albert and the battery positive and negative shorted through it then it would probably fry his snausage.....i just hit you with knowledge....take that!!
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    hmmm mr hawaii i think a snowball would be a good weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Which would do nothing because 12 volts is too weak, now if he had a prince albert and the battery positive and negative shorted through it then it would probably fry his snausage.....i just hit you with knowledge....take that!!
    Meh. Big woop. I learn somthing evrey day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    hmmm mr hawaii i think a snowball would be a good weapon.
    I'd hi you with black spray paint and splash you with green paint.

    (off: I'm watching WWE's DX videos)

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    i'll bust out my 3 inch punch to your throat and watch you gasp for air....
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012

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    i'll sew your ass hole shut, and keep feeding you and feeding you..
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    I'd sew your mouth shut and keep feeding you and feeding you!

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    "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck"

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    I ought-to split your nutz off the side of your face


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monkey Man View Post
    I ought-to split your nutz off the side of your face


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    I got some more funny shit on The Jerk boys, I wonder if I can find them on youtube.
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    I'll hit you with a pillow case full of rocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiGiTaL View Post
    "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck"

    damn that bitch is craaaaazy
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    I dunno how I can hit you. I guess I'll pull a Naomi Cambell and hit you in the face with my cell phone.

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    sock full of bars of soap

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    Quote Originally Posted by CORUM View Post
    sock full of bars of soap
    Whoa... 2 hole bars of soap huh?

    I'd teabag you after turning me on with the soap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by largepkg View Post
    Whoa... 2 hole bars of soap huh?

    I'd teabag you after turning me on with the soap.
    I would punch you in the throat.

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    I would slap you in the mouth then blend in with the herd and trot around a bit until you went away.
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    I would hit you with a tire tool

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