The "Not funny jokes" thread

Vieope · 11-21-2008, 04:30 AM

Jokes are usually funny.
But this is the not funny jokes thread, any joke you can remember that is not funny, you can post here. Some jokes are not funny because they are cruel, that is not nice and should not be posted but any joke you that actually tries to be funny but it is not funny is fine.

For maximum effect use smilies at the end of the joke like that
or you can try to explain the not funny joke. Like hoping people did not laugh because they did not get the joke.

tallcall · 11-21-2008, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vieope

Jokes are usually funny.
But this is the not funny jokes thread, any joke you can remember that is not funny, you can post here. Some jokes are not funny because they are cruel, that is not nice and should not be posted but any joke you that actually tries to be funny but it is not funny is fine.

For maximum effect use smilies at the end of the joke like that
or you can try to explain the not funny joke. Like hoping people did not laugh because they did not get the joke.

I don't get the joke?!?

- So.....I guess you're one funny bunny???

Nate K · 11-21-2008, 09:41 AM

Photons have mass...? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

KelJu · 11-21-2008, 11:59 AM

Two nuts were walking down the street. One nut was a salted.

ReproMan · 11-21-2008, 01:03 PM

Guy 1: "So, I have to pick my brother up at the airport at 8. He's flying in from Alaska"

Guy 2: "Nome?"

Guy 1: "Oughta, he's my brother."

PreMier · 11-21-2008, 01:33 PM

2 ladys are eating hot dogs, they are british.. and its their first time to america. one lady says to the other after ordering the hot dog "what part of the dog did you get?"

zombul · 11-21-2008, 02:05 PM

What did the mom buffalo say to the son as he headed off to school? Bison

IronAddict · 11-21-2008, 02:57 PM

Q. How did Adolph Hitler tie his shoes?

A. With little Nazis

**Dale Mabry** · 11-21-2008, 03:19 PM

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi

AKIRA · 11-21-2008, 03:21 PM

Anything that has "thats what she/he said" involved.

Most overused comeback in 2008.

x infinity

maniclion · 11-21-2008, 03:37 PM

What comes in varieties of sizes and colors and sounds like a bell? Dong!

KelJu · 11-21-2008, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dale Mabry

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi

I laughed pretty hard. You Failed.

tallcall · 11-22-2008, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Most overused comeback in 2008.

x infinity

That's what he said!

maniclion · 11-22-2008, 07:19 AM

A republican senator, a priest and a gay walk into a bar....

tallcall · 11-22-2008, 10:20 AM

Two Marines and I walk into a gay bar......oh wait, that's not a joke...

11-21-2008, 04:30 AM	#1
Vieope Monochromatic Bunny Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: drinking coffee.. Posts: 14,967 Photos: 10	The "Not funny jokes" thread Jokes are usually funny. But this is the not funny jokes thread, any joke you can remember that is not funny, you can post here. Some jokes are not funny because they are cruel, that is not nice and should not be posted but any joke you that actually tries to be funny but it is not funny is fine. For maximum effect use smilies at the end of the joke like that or you can try to explain the not funny joke. Like hoping people did not laugh because they did not get the joke.

11-21-2008, 01:33 PM	#6
PreMier happy sumo Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,962 Photos: 2	2 ladys are eating hot dogs, they are british.. and its their first time to america. one lady says to the other after ordering the hot dog "what part of the dog did you get?" P-side Inc. "the post-workout high is more profound than any drug-induced rush imaginable." -Dante B.

11-21-2008, 02:57 PM	#8
IronAddict YOU ME WE Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In my skin Posts: 2,801	Q. How did Adolph Hitler tie his shoes? A. With little Nazis The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

11-21-2008, 03:19 PM	#9
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11-21-2008, 03:21 PM	#10
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11-21-2008, 09:41 AM	#3
Nate K Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,739 Photos: 3	Photons have mass...? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

11-21-2008, 11:59 AM	#4
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11-21-2008, 01:03 PM	#5
ReproMan SeÃ±or Member Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Stuart, FL Posts: 7,260	Guy 1: "So, I have to pick my brother up at the airport at 8. He's flying in from Alaska" Guy 2: "Nome?" Guy 1: "Oughta, he's my brother."

11-21-2008, 02:05 PM	#7
zombul Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Power Rack Posts: 2,270	What did the mom buffalo say to the son as he headed off to school? Bison

11-21-2008, 03:37 PM	#11
maniclion Cartographer of the Mind Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mens Incognita Posts: 20,437 Photos: 10	What comes in varieties of sizes and colors and sounds like a bell? Dong! "We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that." Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone

11-22-2008, 07:19 AM	#14
maniclion Cartographer of the Mind Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mens Incognita Posts: 20,437 Photos: 10	A republican senator, a priest and a gay walk into a bar.... "We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that." Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone

11-22-2008, 10:20 AM	#15
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