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12-01-2008, 08:04 AM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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hi
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welcome to a Vieope table of fun.
Vieope table of fun? Yes! You dont look too happy about it but dont worry. Dont struggle, yes sit. That is some wrestling skills you got. Sit!
Well well.. the table sure is empty, I know that and where is the fun? Oh look. That is a cake. Sure we are going to eat that cake but wait. A sweet and awesome cake. What is inside? Cream? Strawberries? Let me find something to cut a slice for you. Nice big slice, let me put in a plate.
Dont eat!
Now what you are going to drink? Oh you want something else with the cake to eat? But before choosing your drink? Ok.. something salty? Oh I know, barbecue, so salty and bloody. That nice meat so warm and juicy. It has so much fat in it, it look like a big piece of bacon. How would you know that before entering this thread you would be eating barbecue then a little later cake, a little later because you need to enjoy both. You cant mix cake with barbecue too quick, you know that. What is that? Is that a smile? You look happy. But dont eat, where is that drink?
You could drink something alcoholic, like beer maybe? How about a healthy juice? Juice might be better because you wont feel so full after only one cup. Ok..ready. You got the drink and it seems you can starting eating your meal, tasting your meal, fast or slow. You need only to eat it and enjoy all the fun.
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12-01-2008, 08:49 AM #2Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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12-01-2008, 08:49 AM #3Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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i'm kinda scared.
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12-01-2008, 09:05 AM #4Registered User
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What drugs do you do?
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12-01-2008, 09:29 AM #5Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Hiya
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12-01-2008, 09:41 AM #6The Evil Director is IN ELITE MEMBER
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The Cake is a LIE!!!
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12-01-2008, 09:55 AM #7The Evil Director is IN ELITE MEMBER
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the cake is a lie: Roughly translates to "your promised reward is merely a fictitious motivator". Popularized by the game "Portal." During the game, an electronic voice encourages you to solve intricate puzzles using cake as a motivating perk. When you have "broken out" of the game's initial testing phase (from threat of death), you find scrawls on walls of the innards of the testing center warning you that "the cake is a lie".
For those that don't know - from the Urban Dictionary
I love that game, so freaky!
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12-01-2008, 04:52 PM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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On Friday's we used to kick it with the llama,
yesterday the melange of sweet charred flesh
made gurgle sounds emanate from within.....Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-01-2008, 06:06 PM #9Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?
Originally Posted by maniclion
The Dalai Lama, himself.
The Twelfth son of the Lama.
The flowing robes, the grace, bald...
...striking.
So, I'm on the first tee with him.
I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one
- big hitter, the Lama - long...
...Into a ten-thousand foot crevasse,
right at the base of this glacier...
Do you know what the Lama says?
Gunga galunga...
Gunga, gunga-lagungala.
So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me.
And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know,
for the effort, you know."
And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die...
On your deathbed...
You will receive total consciousness."
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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12-01-2008, 07:35 PM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Do not quote movies or be damned your soul!!!!! Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-01-2008, 11:34 PM #11happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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i like cake.. chocolate cake
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12-01-2008, 11:42 PM #12Registered User
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Geez, that sounds yum right about now. Originally Posted by PreMier
There are people who love me and there are people who hate me. I will take care of those people who love me and the rest can burn in hell.
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12-01-2008, 11:52 PM #13Peelosopher
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I just don't know what response I can make to do this thread justice. You've outdone yourself this time, Vieope
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12-02-2008, 01:46 AM #14fiendish thingy ELITE MEMBER
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hmmm, perhaps a carbonated soda?
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