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    What the fuck, Carmex?

    They put glass in their lip balm?
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    Carmex Addiction
    Claim: People get "hooked" on Carmex Lip Balm because it contains ground glass (or other irritants), necessitating its continued use.

    Status: False.

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    That's like the Taco Bell puts nicotine in their taco meat so people crave it....or the fiberglass in apple jacks because it cuts the roof of your mouth....
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    I really found it hard to believe when my roommate and girlfriend told me this, but I had to clarify.

    Thanks LW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    I really found it hard to believe when my roommate and girlfriend told me this, but I had to clarify.

    Thanks LW.
    np. funny how much stuff like this is out there. one of my favorites is my parents and their "don't use canola oil it's refined fuel oil... there's no such thing as a canola"

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    Haha.

    What's also funny is that in High School, I was told my trusty can of carmex caused cancer.

    Where do people come up with this shit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    Haha.

    What's also funny is that in High School, I was told my trusty can of carmex caused cancer.

    Where do people come up with this shit?


    Well that part is true...


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    So theres a good chance I'll be dead?

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    Were you scared you would cut your boyfriends dick up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IainDaniel View Post
    Were you scared you would cut your boyfriends dick up?
    No Iain, no I wasn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    No Iain, no I wasn't.

    That's right my dick is fine, No Cuts
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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    Haha.

    What's also funny is that in High School, I was told my trusty can of carmex caused cancer.

    Where do people come up with this shit?


    It does actually cause cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RasPlasch View Post
    It does actually cause cancer.
    Especially on the dick...


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    Quote Originally Posted by ecco View Post
    That's right my dick is fine, No Cuts
    Yeah, mine too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by soxmuscle View Post
    So theres a good chance I'll be dead?

    Someday yes

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