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12-03-2008, 08:12 PM #1Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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Microsoft Big Ass Table
Microsoft Big Ass Table
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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12-03-2008, 10:51 PM #2I'm CEO, Bitch! ADMINISTRATOR
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12-04-2008, 01:24 AM #3primeau
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Microsoft surface isn't designed for consumers....its a brilliant application for many industrial manufacturers and the DoD.
You can't even buy it unless you are a business...this video seems like it was done by a stupid apple fan.
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tis product is actually advaible now weh have them where i work now
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12-04-2008, 02:30 AM #5Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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It's like the new HP touch screen only laid flat.....
I'd rather have a stand up monitor and a thumb-fore finger remote mouse so I don't even have to touch the screen to do all of the same things....Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-04-2008, 05:30 AM #6Magical Apelikemenace ELITE MEMBER
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What happens when I put my GFs naked ass on that thing as I'm putting it to her?
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself!
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12-04-2008, 05:49 AM #7The Evil Director is IN ELITE MEMBER
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It'll probably start giving you much needed instructions.
Originally Posted by The Monkey Man
What happens when I put my GFs naked ass on that thing as I'm putting it to her?
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12-04-2008, 05:52 AM #8The Evil Director is IN ELITE MEMBER
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Minority Report Originally Posted by maniclion
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12-04-2008, 11:35 AM #9Registered User
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Originally Posted by tallcall
What Would Fetus Do?
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12-04-2008, 11:49 AM #10Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Very much so, I don't know why we don't have them already, I mean they have Wii Tennis Racket's, Wii Light Sabers and those wireless guitars for the Guitar Hero games..... Originally Posted by tallcall
Minority Report
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-04-2008, 03:00 PM #11..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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Originally Posted by tallcall
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12-04-2008, 03:35 PM #12Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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Where you work? You can't even use the spell check here and you use an advance machine such as that ? Originally Posted by BullManInNash
You must be the janitor there...
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12-04-2008, 04:41 PM #13Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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He has Big Ass tables where he works, they aren't like these people just sit at them and eat their Big Macs, he wipes them down with a dirty mildewed dish rag when they are finished....... Originally Posted by min0 lee
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-04-2008, 07:43 PM #14Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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oblong industries, inc. Originally Posted by maniclion
The computer in that movie was based on fact...it actually exists to a degree.Ron Paul 2012
No gym for home, work out floor with 30, but is it for 20 like 30 lb when you no lift it to be for men, for 30 lbs instead? or half is 10 for 20 pounds?
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I was drinking with my woman toying with one of these at a hotel.
Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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12-05-2008, 06:55 AM #17Registered User
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how does the big ass porn look on that?
What Would Fetus Do?
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12-05-2008, 10:27 AM #18Metrosexual ELITE MEMBER
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It's a real Microsoft promo, they just redubbed it. Originally Posted by Prince
lol, this is a joke right?So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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haha... we were both trying to get it to work "as advertised," it ran only one program when its supposed to be capable of several. Maybe the peeps who set it up only enabled one program, dunno. Its basically a touch screen that is interactive, so you can 'touch' a pond and a wave forms out from your touch. I guess it might be cool for a group of drunkards. We could not get any other programs to pop up though, oh well. Originally Posted by IainDaniel
Wait a second.... you were at a hotel, drinking with your woman.... and you were toying with this and not her
Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu
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I saw this thing at the mall in San Francisco it was a projection on the floor and you could interact with it one app was a soccer ball and you could kick a ball toward the goals at either end, another was a question game like Who Wants to be a millionaire and you chose the Answer by tapping the box with your foot....it was really awesome
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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