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  1. 12-16-2008, 04:15 PM #1
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    Finally...

    My hemorrhoid finally popped. Judging from the imprint in my boxers it must have been a magnificent explosion. It was my first hemorrhoid and will always remind me of the unselfish sacrifices I've had to make in order to achieve my massive PUMP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    My hemorrhoid finally popped. Judging from the imprint in my boxers it must have been a magnificent explosion. It was my first hemorrhoid and will always remind me of the unselfish sacrifices I've had to make in order to achieve my massive PUMP.
    what a relief that must be.. boy!

    Why is it called an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but called a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    what a relief that must be.. boy!

    Why is it called an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but called a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
    Age old question my friend.
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    Every Meathead friend I have has hemorrhoid problems. I know it sounds gross, but when things get bad I have had to wash the shit off in the shower after I take a dump instead of wiping. It seems to heal faster.

    That was back in the days of retard nutrition. Now I know that metric tons of broccoli is the key to having a happy asshole. I haven't had hemorrhoid problems since.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KelJu View Post
    Every Meathead friend I have has hemorrhoid problems. I know it sounds gross, but when things get bad I have had to wash the shit off in the shower after I take a dump instead of wiping. It seems to heal faster.

    That was back in the days of retard nutrition. Now I know that metric tons of broccoli is the key to having a happy asshole. I haven't had hemorrhoid problems since.

    Do you know what nutrient in broccoli aides the sphincter ?
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    What the hell is a hemmorhoid problem?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RasPlasch View Post
    What the hell is a hemmorhoid problem?
    Ras, Let's just hope you never encounter this problem!
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  9. 12-16-2008, 06:11 PM #8
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    Lol... yeah. I hope not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RasPlasch View Post
    What the hell is a hemmorhoid problem?
    Hemmorhoids are a pain in the ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    Do you know what nutrient in broccoli aides the sphincter ?
    The extreme gas that broccoli gives you helps to warm the that little pucker hole and keeps it from getting cold and cracking allowing hemorrhoids to form, like a rubber band if you keep it warm it will last but freeze it and it will snap...........................

    Nah I thimk he means fiber.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    The extreme gas that broccoli gives you helps to warm the that little pucker hole and keeps it from getting cold and cracking allowing hemorrhoids to form, like a rubber band if you keep it warm it will last but freeze it and it will snap...........................

    Nah I thimk he means fiber.....
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    this sounds like a funny joke to tell, Im stealing this.
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    I like having a little excess gas in my belly. It helps to be able to pass gas at any given moment due to the fact I have cronic butt itch. High pressure gas eases my pain.
    Last edited by ROID; 12-17-2008 at 09:30 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    I like having a little excess gas in my belly. It helps to be able to pass gas at even given moment due to the fact I have cronic butt itch. High pressure gas eases my pain.
    Ahh yes, Confuscious say, man with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers...
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    Ahh yes, Confuscious say, man with itchy butt, wake up with smelly fingers...
    bahahahahahahah
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    Confuscious also says "Man who go to bed horny wake up with solution in hand".
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    I hope you guys know that I am stealing everything in this thread...

    and it is Confucius.
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    eewww... they actually 'pop'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex View Post
    and it is Confucius.
    That's what I get for using copy/paste.

    Thanks Fetus!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple Threat View Post
    That's what I get for using copy/paste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex View Post
    I hope you guys know that I am stealing everything in this thread...

    and it is Confucius.
    Merry Christmas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier View Post
    eewww... they actually 'pop'?

    I think it was more like "ahhh........" for me. Then "ewwww....." . I'm glad it's Christmas cause I'm down one pair of boxers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    I'm down one pair of boxers.
    Just turn them inside-out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    I think it was more like "ahhh........" for me. Then "ewwww....." . I'm glad it's Christmas cause I'm down one pair of boxers.
    Yeah bud, but think how much more fun you'll have at the Christmas party
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    Quote Originally Posted by PreMier View Post
    eewww... they actually 'pop'?
    my reaction exactly
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    The good ole days.

    Now I have a tear in my stomach wall or whatever. ...


    Steroids saved my life.

    Too bad I did'nt get massive hugh
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