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12-17-2008, 01:30 PM #1Dookie
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Stuck on an Island for 3 years
Here's the premise.
You were caught doing horrible things to your fellow man. As a result the judge imposes a new type of punishment on you.
You're being stranded on an island for a three year sentence. This island will have many fruit trees and all kinds of small animals to eat. You will be given a basic tent and a weeks worth of prison issued clothing, that's all. The island will have no dangers to speak of. Before the judge sends you off he allows you five things to take with you. These five things can be anything of your choosing.
List them!
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12-17-2008, 01:31 PM #2Registered User
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You've never lived untill you've almost died, life has an excitement that the protected will never know.
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12-17-2008, 01:37 PM #4Dookie
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You're way to literal. Now answer the fucking question guy!
Originally Posted by QuestionGuy
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12-17-2008, 01:38 PM #5Dookie
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You forgot GHB for Jess. Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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12-17-2008, 01:45 PM #7Registered User
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Originally Posted by largepkg
I know I know..I can't help it, Im like Hank Hill
Ok, ANything>>>??
friends
wine, wine and more wine.
my tempurpedic bed
rifle - for hunting duuuh
terrain shoesYou've never lived untill you've almost died, life has an excitement that the protected will never know.
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12-17-2008, 01:46 PM #8Dookie
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Only one friend. Male or female? Originally Posted by QuestionGuy
I know I know..I can't help it, Im like Hank Hill
Ok, ANything>>>??
friends
wine, wine and more wine.
my tempurpedic bed
rifle - for hunting duuuh
terrain shoes
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12-17-2008, 01:46 PM #9Registered User
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fuck, I paid thousands to fly to a remote island in the carribean for 2 weeks and couldy only pack limited items for the trip......I still don;t get the sentence...
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12-17-2008, 01:48 PM #11Dookie
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Also, what kind of friend imposes the same sentence for their innocent friend?
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hahahahaha...fucker, I was thinking of writing bullers but didn't!!! lol Originally Posted by IainDaniel
Do you plan on beating the animals with the rifle?.... guns need bullets
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fuck em, if i gota go, then ill take them wiht me!!! Originally Posted by largepkg
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12-17-2008, 01:53 PM #14Dookie
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Here's mine.
Jennifer Aniston
Barbara, my neighbor
Hunting knife
Rope
A binky (there will be a good chance of offspring being born and that's the only way I know to shut those bastards up)
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12-17-2008, 02:04 PM #16Dookie
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Also, I'm banking on Stockholm syndrome to take effect on these two. I'm keeping them when I get off the island.
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3kw solar unit
laptop with great built in speakers
Satellite Internet access
20 lbs yeast in non-perishable sealed bags
case of wine with reusable corks
I'd have power for my laptop, internet access, wine and stuff to make more wine...I'd be set....then I'd use my internet access to trade stocks all day and make money then start buying more stuff to be air dropped onto my tiny Island. Soon I'd hire some servants online and have them build me a home....I'd be set for life....Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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12-17-2008, 03:30 PM #18Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Monica Sweetheart
Lanny Barbie
Tera Patrick
Jasmin St. Claire
3 year supply of Chloroform“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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What kind of animals would be extremely useful information. Also, given the fact that it is 3 years, I'm assuming that there is fresh water, otherwise it would be a death sentence. I'm also assuming the prison clothes include shoes.
-Remington 870 20 gauge pump action shotgun
-2000 rounds of ammunition, half bird shot half sabot slugs
-Ka-bar 7 inch bowie knife
-Flint
-Hatchet
Or if you wanted to be really creative, you could say:
-100 foot yacht
-3 years worth of steak, potatoes, and coors light
-AK 47 with 10,000 rounds of ammo
-2 gallons of sun screen
-Jennifer Anniston________________________
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12-17-2008, 08:59 PM #20Thats Dr. Keke to you! ELITE MEMBER
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Your not getting any from Jennifer without Chloroform. Originally Posted by clemson357
“I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.”
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1) Candice Michelle
2) A strap on dildo (for me and Candice)
3) A hunting knife
4) An endless supply of Teavana tea
5) flintThere are people who love me and there are people who hate me. I will take care of those people who love me and the rest can burn in hell.
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I only need one item: a fully stocked motor boat.
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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Originally Posted by IainDaniel
So many cries of inequality stem from one of group
of people doing little or nothing and then bitching
about another group that actually does something
to improve their lives.
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12-17-2008, 11:22 PM #24happy sumo ELITE MEMBER
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the max axe
hunting knife
bow and arrows
medical kit
alessandra ambrosio
(i really do love her)
P-side Inc.
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TIME MACHINE......nuff said.
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Thats what the AK is for Originally Posted by KelJu
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rapeacelebritya Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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"tried and true theory on one's self is probably the only non-biased proof that something works for someone." - juggernaut
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Not my problem, I didnt say I was bringing her Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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