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    Nashville's awesome, paid by a stripper

    My best friend, brother and I decided to make a random trip to Alabama because we were bored and had never been. Huntsville sucks, only managed to exchange some insults with a few rednecks (first time in my life I was proud to say I hail from eastern ky) but we decided to head back up to nashville for a night. I had never been in nashville for any considerable amount of time and let me just say the night life is awesome. At the end of night there we hit deja vu (strip clubs are BYOB in TN, another amazing aspect of nashville). Either way in my usual drunken disdain I expressed to our waitress (after she refused to dance for me) that I wanted some one black.......that went very well and I had her laughing so hard she could hardly dance for me. Next memory I have is of a really cute white girl dancing and doing a really good job but I can't control my sarcasm....To shorten this post I mentioned something about her boring my dick to death and she threw a wad of cash in my lap and stormed off with her middle finger up. The story goes one, my brother got a black eye from some random drunk for no reason, I became best friends with our Iraqi cab driver, and I woke up the next morning with more money that I went in with.

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    My dear friend. Huntsville has more intelligent people than the majority of the U.S. It's unfortunate you attract rednecks. Maybe rocket science is a red neck sport ??? Hit me up next time. I'll introduce you to some diversity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    My dear friend. Huntsville has more intelligent people than the majority of the U.S. It's unfortunate you attract rednecks. Maybe rocket science is a red neck sport ??? Hit me up next time. I'll introduce you to some diversity.

    All of my friends in Huntsville are highly intelligent and pretty cool. You must have had doe pee on your boots to attract all those rednecks.
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    I wish I had more time to get around. Everyone else wanted to go back to TN so I had no choice......I'm sure its like any town, hell I'd hate to hear anyone's first impression of my town.

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    huntsville is a really small place man. With all of the industry coming in and all the people having to reclocate here before long there will be a pretty happening night life. As of right now, if you're from out of town, chances are you wouldn't have a good time.
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    lol...That was a very funny story! Its always fun to mess with strippers/ hookers, they never fail to give a good laugh or a good story!

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    lol I don't know about hookers.....but yeah it should be a sport, some kind of televised event. Its just so damn fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROID View Post
    huntsville is a really small place man. With all of the industry coming in and all the people having to reclocate here before long there will be a pretty happening night life. As of right now, if you're from out of town, chances are you wouldn't have a good time.
    lol it makes my home town look like a village. But the waitress at Hooters told us some bars we could hit but it was a bad time of the week...I think sunday or monday I get the days mixed up. Like I said I wanted to stay but I was voted out. I just like gettin out of here from time to time and looking around. I wish I would have thought ahead and posted to see if anyone lived near there.

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