Why don't they put stickers on the mirror above the dumbbells racks that say "If you can read this, you are standing too close. Back up at least 6 feet or you will be escorted out." ?
I saw a group of kids taking turns benchpressing, every now and then one of the kids would punch the kid working out either in the chest or try to punch him in the nuts.

Resolutioners suck but their cousins the "spring break trainers" are the most vile of all gym invaders. It's 2 months of ducking and dodging bro rape and 3 hour curl marathons.
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