Thread: Racist Bird.

my brother told her to pull off a few feathers, said
if he's black underneath maybe he died happy

Sorry about the bird but that was funny.

my mom's dog opened whitey's cage one day by banging the door with his nose.

then the bird the dog n my mom went tearing down the hall.

my mom dragged the dog out in the living room and told him to stay while she went back n searched for whitey.

after 5 minutes or so n no bird she went back to the dog and pried his mouth open.

whitey was sitting on his tongue panting. my mom put him back in his cage and a few minutes later he was singing away on his swing like nothing happened.

Originally Posted by min0 lee

Sorry about the bird but that was funny.

i think the timing helped her not be so sad.

How long do they normally live for?

Originally Posted by Irons77

How long do they normally live for?

i think he was 15. some males actually live to be 20 or more but i'm not sure how often that happens.

That is pretty cool. Are they mean birds? I thought about getting a bird but don't know what kind.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

I called my mom today and she told me her canary died. His name was Whitey, we thought just because he was of that particular color, and he had already lived two years longer than canaries are supposed to live.

Quick! Find the closest black bird! He did it!





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Originally Posted by Irons77

That is pretty cool. Are they mean birds? I thought about getting a bird but don't know what kind.

they are tiny birds that can be annoyingly cheerful in the early morning hours. i think they are kept mainly for their song.



you couldn't hold her canaries of finches but the cockatiels are larger and like humans.

Originally Posted by DOMS

Quick! Find the closest black bird! He did it!





This post brought to you by crass humor and not racism.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

my mom's dog opened whitey's cage one day by banging the door with his nose.

then the bird the dog n my mom went tearing down the hall.

my mom dragged the dog out in the living room and told him to stay while she went back n searched for whitey.

after 5 minutes or so n no bird she went back to the dog and pried his mouth open.

whitey was sitting on his tongue panting. my mom put him back in his cage and a few minutes later he was singing away on his swing like nothing happened.

Wow! Unreal, cartoon like even....

Originally Posted by maniclion

Wow! Unreal, cartoon like even....

their dog is a young weimaraner and the ones i have known are silly dogs. i don't know why he didn't chew or just swallow the bird. maybe playing was the point?

Originally Posted by Little Wing

their dog is a young weimaraner and the ones i have known are silly dogs. i don't know why he didn't chew or just swallow the bird. maybe playing was the point?

He was curious about the bird so he kept it hidden in his mouth until he could be alone to investigate it better. I dropped some change on the floor one time and my dogs were all sniffing at it, after I picked up what I thought was all of it I noticed a quarter missing. I looked at my dogs and asked who had it. My Belgian turned her head sideways and I heard a *clink* against her teeth, I put my hand out and said "Out" and she dropped it in my hand...

dogs are awesome.