HAHAHAH read some of this if you can

Fetusaurus Rex · 01-29-2009, 03:55 AM

http://www.holladaddy.com/

We need to do this to Danny, Min0 do you still have his myspace?

Fetusaurus Rex · 01-29-2009, 08:49 AM

to the

Jarhed · 01-29-2009, 12:02 PM

DOMS · 01-29-2009, 12:46 PM

"Your spelling is almost as bad as my inability to stop stealing cars."

Yanick · 01-29-2009, 01:34 PM

That was comedy gold.

b_reed23 · 01-29-2009, 06:39 PM

"holla mazel tov"

maniclion · 01-29-2009, 08:35 PM

AT LEAST SOMETHING USEFUL CAME OUT OF HIS EXPERIMENT!!!

"awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ? no i didnt its all a matter of respect but ok i guess thats how you were raised lol but hey i was raised a little more different from you i atleast know how to treat someone respectful but i can see you dont"

AKIRA · 01-29-2009, 09:10 PM

ur gonna talk shit n then request me as a friend lol

My response:
Thas jus howz I rollz u trickass captaincrunch bustah!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Little Wing · 01-29-2009, 09:36 PM

My response:
sandwiches.

Her:
lol wat dat mean

Me:
what do you mean? they's delicious! I want one right now!

Her:
is this crono

now.

Fetusaurus Rex · 01-29-2009, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maniclion

AT LEAST SOMETHING USEFUL CAME OUT OF HIS EXPERIMENT!!!

"awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ? no i didnt its all a matter of respect but ok i guess thats how you were raised lol but hey i was raised a little more different from you i atleast know how to treat someone respectful but i can see you dont"

hahah yea I cracked up at that, so pathetic and funny

Fetusaurus Rex · 01-29-2009, 09:42 PM

Message he sent me:
u like my new pic?

My response:
ya dawg, i jus fuckin busted 1 out.

gotz me so hard thurr

hoffa

Him:
thnax.

Me:
so wut r u wearin?

Him:
right now im in my under wear and u?

Me:
i b wearin only panties right now hurr

Him:
sounds good! what kind?

Me:
You're a cop.

Him:
no im not a cop. y would i be a cop. r u a cop?

Me:
Yes. Yes I am.

Him:
r u for real? dont play with me please.

Me:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.

Him:
dont keep playin wit me. u cant be a cop, the stuff just doesnt add up.

Me:
Why u say dat? U sayin a cop cant be black? Dats racest.

Him:
thats not wat i mean...lol

Me:
I can fit my fist in my ass.

This guy read my message and then immediately sent me a Myspace IM request to which I declined.

Him:
hey sexy...so wat uve been up to?

Me:
I'M A COP!

Him:
f u dont wanna tlk to me thats all u got to say but dont keep lyin.

Me:
I'm dead serious.

Him:
okay then. wat r u doin on here then. r u catchin child predators?

Me:
Yes.

Him:
so how r things comin along?

Me:
I want to touch your manhood.

Him:
dont play wit me. r u really a cop tho?

Me:
YES. JESUS. Now where can we meet? I want to suck you off so bad.

Him:
we cant meet b/c im on the east coast and ur on the west. plus ur a cop. you'll lock me up.

Me:
I can fly out dere.

Him:
would u really travel that far just to do that?

Me:
mos def, son. mos def

Him:
i think thats a little much dont u? y cant we just be myspace buddies?

Me:
cuz we cant fuck ova mysapce, yo

Him:
but we can tlk. dont u like to tlk.

Me:
I'M A COP!

fletcher6490 · 01-29-2009, 09:45 PM

I can't quit reading this, it's goddamn brilliant.

fletcher6490 · 01-29-2009, 09:49 PM

Message she sent me:
hey whats up

My response:
Your cholesterol.

Her:
so what you doing

Me:
nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturez

Her:
ooo so whats your name??

Me:
Chuggs. What r u wearin gurl?

Her:
im not at home so i am wearin pants and a top

Me:
hawt!

Her:
you are mad sexy

Me:
thanx gurl. u wanna touch mah dick?

Her:
ya baby

Me:
touch it. it wont bite gurl.

Her:
lol i wish i could

Me:
i'll shove mah fist in yo cunt

She didn't write back, so I wrote her another message after a day or so.

Me:
C'mon jiggles, let's party!

Her:

Yes, that was a blank response she sent me. I responded by doing the same...

Me:

Her:
hey baby whats up

Me:
Your cholesterol.

Doesn't she realize we've had this conversation before?

Her:
so what you doing

Me:
Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing?

Fetusaurus Rex · 01-29-2009, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fletcher6490

Me:
C'mon jiggles, let's party!

I love that, I read the whole page it is all hilarious

min0 lee · 01-29-2009, 10:02 PM

Some of these a great.

Fetusaurus Rex · 01-29-2009, 11:50 PM

I love it when he ends a conversation with

"hollacaust:

bahahah

**Mudge** · 01-30-2009, 12:59 AM

datz right gurl.. talk 2 daddy like youz in 5th grade. I be da teacha.
u wanna learn bout christufa columbes, biatch? why dont uu jump on deez nuts rightere

ROFLMAOLOL

**Mudge** · 01-30-2009, 01:09 AM

Quote:

when u left dat comment,what did it mean

smuggadug

and what does dat mean?

Rasnozzle gus gus gus!

Someone help me, I'm going to die laughing...

Fetusaurus Rex · 01-30-2009, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Me:
thas jus howz i roll, gurl.

pazazzle-zazzle!

this one had me rolling!

Pazazzle-zazzle!

hahah the complete randomness of that just sprung on me and I couldnt stop laughing

**Mudge** · 01-30-2009, 04:06 PM

It only gets better towards the bottom of the page, thats some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time on teh internets.

Little Wing · 02-02-2009, 05:47 AM

Me:
Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick.

629RWHPstang · 02-02-2009, 08:48 AM

wow to fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

01-29-2009, 03:55 AM	#1
Fetusaurus Rex Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,932	HAHAHAH read some of this if you can http://www.holladaddy.com/ We need to do this to Danny, Min0 do you still have his myspace? What Would Fetus Do?

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01-29-2009, 01:34 PM	#5
Yanick Amor Fati Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 4,231	That was comedy gold. "The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate

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b_reed23 this is why I'm hot! Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: West Tennessee Posts: 5,348 Photos: 39	"holla mazel tov" My Journal!

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01-29-2009, 08:35 PM	#7
maniclion Cartographer of the Mind Elite Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mens Incognita Posts: 20,435 Photos: 10	AT LEAST SOMETHING USEFUL CAME OUT OF HIS EXPERIMENT!!! "awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people i dont even spell like that and you dont have to call me out of my name like that did i call you a bitch ? no i didnt its all a matter of respect but ok i guess thats how you were raised lol but hey i was raised a little more different from you i atleast know how to treat someone respectful but i can see you dont" "We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that." Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone

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AKIRA I am Rollo Tomassee.. Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Outside the box Posts: 8,787 Photos: 3	ur gonna talk shit n then request me as a friend lol My response: Thas jus howz I rollz u trickass captaincrunch bustah! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 6' 209lbs (8/16) Bench 365 (12/3) Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19) Squat 370 Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17) NASM certified 2/06 Journal

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Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	My response: sandwiches. Her: lol wat dat mean Me: what do you mean? they's delicious! I want one right now! Her: is this crono now. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

01-29-2009, 09:42 PM	#11
Fetusaurus Rex Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,932	Message he sent me: u like my new pic? My response: ya dawg, i jus fuckin busted 1 out. gotz me so hard thurr hoffa Him: thnax. Me: so wut r u wearin? Him: right now im in my under wear and u? Me: i b wearin only panties right now hurr Him: sounds good! what kind? Me: You're a cop. Him: no im not a cop. y would i be a cop. r u a cop? Me: Yes. Yes I am. Him: r u for real? dont play with me please. Me: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Him: dont keep playin wit me. u cant be a cop, the stuff just doesnt add up. Me: Why u say dat? U sayin a cop cant be black? Dats racest. Him: thats not wat i mean...lol Me: I can fit my fist in my ass. This guy read my message and then immediately sent me a Myspace IM request to which I declined. Him: hey sexy...so wat uve been up to? Me: I'M A COP! Him: f u dont wanna tlk to me thats all u got to say but dont keep lyin. Me: I'm dead serious. Him: okay then. wat r u doin on here then. r u catchin child predators? Me: Yes. Him: so how r things comin along? Me: I want to touch your manhood. Him: dont play wit me. r u really a cop tho? Me: YES. JESUS. Now where can we meet? I want to suck you off so bad. Him: we cant meet b/c im on the east coast and ur on the west. plus ur a cop. you'll lock me up. Me: I can fly out dere. Him: would u really travel that far just to do that? Me: mos def, son. mos def Him: i think thats a little much dont u? y cant we just be myspace buddies? Me: cuz we cant fuck ova mysapce, yo Him: but we can tlk. dont u like to tlk. Me: I'M A COP! What Would Fetus Do?

01-29-2009, 09:45 PM	#12
fletcher6490 God has graced us again Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 2,249 Photos: 4	I can't quit reading this, it's goddamn brilliant. Can't even remember the last time I was in the gym. I suck at life.

01-29-2009, 09:49 PM	#13
fletcher6490 God has graced us again Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicagoland Posts: 2,249 Photos: 4	Message she sent me: hey whats up My response: Your cholesterol. Her: so what you doing Me: nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturez Her: ooo so whats your name?? Me: Chuggs. What r u wearin gurl? Her: im not at home so i am wearin pants and a top Me: hawt! Her: you are mad sexy Me: thanx gurl. u wanna touch mah dick? Her: ya baby Me: touch it. it wont bite gurl. Her: lol i wish i could Me: i'll shove mah fist in yo cunt She didn't write back, so I wrote her another message after a day or so. Me: C'mon jiggles, let's party! Her: Yes, that was a blank response she sent me. I responded by doing the same... Me: Her: hey baby whats up Me: Your cholesterol. Doesn't she realize we've had this conversation before? Her: so what you doing Me: Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing? Can't even remember the last time I was in the gym. I suck at life.

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min0 lee Senior Member Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Bronx, NYC Posts: 38,792 Photos: 542	Some of these a great. How To Do The Perfect Bench Press Rep Bodybuilding and Lifting Weights, the Difference ironmagazine-frapper

01-29-2009, 11:50 PM	#16
Fetusaurus Rex Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,932	I love it when he ends a conversation with "hollacaust: bahahah What Would Fetus Do?

01-30-2009, 12:59 AM	#17
Mudge Dieting I swear! Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here Posts: 23,474 Photos: 1	datz right gurl.. talk 2 daddy like youz in 5th grade. I be da teacha. u wanna learn bout christufa columbes, biatch? why dont uu jump on deez nuts rightere ROFLMAOLOL Kinesiology Comp Bench MaxCalc Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu

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01-30-2009, 04:06 PM	#20
Mudge Dieting I swear! Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Here Posts: 23,474 Photos: 1	It only gets better towards the bottom of the page, thats some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time on teh internets. Kinesiology Comp Bench MaxCalc Motivation Bench form Charles Poliquin When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao-Tzu

02-02-2009, 05:47 AM	#21
Little Wing Mommmmmm, turn it down!!! Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United States Posts: 23,758 Photos: 191	Me: Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick. "MUSCLE IS TRULY GUARANTEED IF YOU WILL HONESTLY work out to BE YOUR VERY BEST - GO FOR IT!!! BECAUSE YOU CAN!!!!!! Take Care, John H."

02-02-2009, 08:48 AM	#22
629RWHPstang Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Rockland county NY Posts: 62	wow to fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!