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Metrosexual
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The Evil Director is IN
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My zombie plan:
Step 1 - create a human shield body suit made completely of 5th graders. Step 2 - Position the immobilized elderly (and slower children) in key positions to line up head shots (live bait seems to work best). Step 3 - Bring Boy George and Michael Jackson on board - I may need help finding those rather elusive 5th graders (to replenish my body armor) and slower children (because lets be honest, they are the only ones who would WANT to spend time with uncle Mikey) - an added plus is that I can always tie them up and use them as bait! Step 4 - I need weapons...or something else that can kill at an extended range. Maybe I can get all the American Idol rejects, line them up and have them sing songs from a Whitney Houston playlist. I've always been an advocate of "less than lethal (in this case very lethal)" sonic weaponry! Another added bonus is yet again the live bait thing. Step 5 - I need a high powered automatic weapon (just incase). Mostly to use on the living in order to get them to do what I want them to do (like bait zombies, Sing "I'm Every Woman" - oh and they will sing it). Step 6 - Become Emperor of the WORLD! Step 7 - I'm still not sure what to do about the impending onslaught of Vampire-Nazi-Zombies, or Robotic-Vampire-Nazi-Zombies. I think I'm going to need a whole lot of 5th graders (Boy George and Michael will have their work cut out for them)! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() First Place Florida State Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Champions - My guys - "Team Brotherhood"
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I am Rollo Tomassee..
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That was fucking hilarious.
I love hwo the media tries to turn into something serious when all the while I am smirking, grinning, laughing etc.
6' 209lbs (8/16)
Bench 365 (12/3) Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19) Squat 370 Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17) NASM certified 2/06 Journal |
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LG Sciences Rep
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Michigan
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Nice
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Cartographer of the Mind
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"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
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