ROID

My amazing body never ceases to amuse me during my daily life adventures through these not so interesting days of my life.
As I sat on my throne contemplating the joys of my future, what did my eyes spy ??? ... A very black oval shaped dot on my upper, inner right thigh. A very clogged hair follicle I suspected. What an opportunity for amusement. I carefully maneuvered my fingers to the optimum position and PINCH !!!!!!!!!!!
A solid mass of dried pus came forth that had to have been at least 2 weeks old. I'll let you know the exact age when I measure the carbon decay.

Now if I could make those black dots on my penis go away I might have something better to do than play on message boards.

" A cookie without sugar is just a cracker" ~ ancient voodoo proverb

"A man with infinite patience is never left waiting."~ROID's past incarnation

IronAddict

Roid, you never cease to amaze and entertain me. You fit right in with this motley crew!

The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

KelJu

Yes, squeezing blackheads, popping zits, and hunting for nosegold is definitely life's simple, yet awesome, pleasures.

ROID

It's a gift man. I can't explain it. Heaven forbid my true identity ever comes forth. The world is way too small.

" A cookie without sugar is just a cracker" ~ ancient voodoo proverb

"A man with infinite patience is never left waiting."~ROID's past incarnation