Reply With QuoteSome men have girlfriends that look like Rosie O'Donnell, so I would imagine they would be OK with Jessica gaining a few more pounds.
If your girlfriend went from hot Jessica Simpston to whale Jessica Sampson...
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02-16-2009, 11:24 PM #1Follow @TheUnzippedFly
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Probably dump their ass.....
Not because of the weight gain, but the things that come along with it:
*poor eating habits
*less active, does less exercise
*lazier ect..
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02-17-2009, 08:25 AM #5YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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I would have to ask, why she put on so much weight?
Is she pregnant?
Does she have a glandular problem?
Is Tony Romo a chubby chaser?
Maybe she just imbibes in the Texas BBque a bit too heavily.
Then I'd tell her, being your a fat ass now, maybe you should pick up a book and read it since you've become accustomed to sitting on your ass so much!
That should get her to lose some weight!The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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I'm going with publicity stunt. She'll be the new face for trim spa or some similar dieting scheme. I'm real big onto conspiracies.
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02-17-2009, 10:13 AM #7Pew Pew
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If she was hot enough to begin with, that she still looked
very pretty after...and assuming that she was going to get back into shape I would stay with her.
But if she was only an 8 to begin with and then got pudgy, I would confront her about it and if she got mad or appeared to not want to do anything about it, I would start looking for a new hoe.
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From this....
To this......
Me thinks some people are setting the bar unrealistically high.
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It's not like she is this fat.
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02-17-2009, 11:24 AM #10YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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OMG, look at that!
Originally Posted by min0 lee
It's not like she is this fat.
She must've spotted the buffet!
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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from a girl to a woman. Originally Posted by min0 lee
From this....
To this......
Me thinks some people are setting the bar unrealistically high.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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she obviously looks better in the first bikini photo, but its not like she looks bad in the second...I'd still hit it
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With all that money, I cant see how they can go through such changes.
Also, some of the womens' pics dont necessarily show fatness, but they do look heavier. More so average sized.
Id still pound Jessica.6' 217lbs (10/18)
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Did you say pounnnnnd cake? Cakes and pies, cakes and pies! Originally Posted by AKIRA
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i didn't know mariah ever got that big.
jennifer love hewitt is dope either way, look at her ass busting out of there i wouldn't care at all if she was fat.
Jessica simpsons titties got big
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Why I never knew you were such a fashion diva. Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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Bad choice to hide the weight... Originally Posted by IainDaniel
I'd lay down an ultimatum...
Its either the twinkies and Latte's, or me...
But I would first, constantly prompt her to go WO or run with me.
I wouldn't dump her until it was clear she had completely
gone over to the fat side, and was too lazy to try and make it back.
And surgery isn't the answer, even if you are a celeb
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation
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BTW... I love what a total godzillabeast Tyra has become... Nice!
Shes the new oprah. (Just not as smart)
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One of her better songs.
Definitly her best video!The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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i had an x go from a size 4 to 13.. needless to say i did try and help her become active, but she didnt want to. so i left her. when she is too fat, and embarrassed to have sex, there is a problem
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My was 110lbs when we started...now i believe she is over 150.
"I dont like people telling me what to eat, i'll eat what I want to eat" - her.
Chubby can be tolerated. Chubby going to fat cannot be.
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