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  1. 02-24-2009, 12:05 AM #1
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    If I was a steroid user in baseball and...

    was one of the other 103 players named on the list that A-Rod's name came out on...

    ...I would seriously consider just coming out with it and apologizing now.

    How great would you look if you were the first to come out and admit/apologize to your prior steroid usage?

    The media and fans would love you, you'd look like an angel and you could possibly even make endorsements out of it.

    The whole reason that a player would take steroids would to become a better player and thus everything that goes along with it.

    This would be the right thing to do. Hopefully some smart player takes my advice...
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  3. 02-24-2009, 02:52 AM #2
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    You think because Phelps came out and admitted what he did the same will happen for those guys?

    Steroids are the new Devils Chemical. I saw a preview of some teen show the other day and they made this steroid using jock look just like those dudes in Reefer Madness from the thirties where everything was blown way out of proportion, I think the gov. is in the works to make a 'Roid Madness' movie with crazy eyed buff dudes run around like ex-cons on PCP/Coke binge, laughing hysterically, having wild sex with anything that moves even men because steroids turn you gay......it's a crying shame we let our gov. propagandize shit with our own god damned money as a gimmick to garner support from the Booboisie as Mencken liked to refer to them.....
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  4. 02-24-2009, 03:54 AM #3
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    If you would just come out of the closet here it would be great, us IM fans will love you and you can endorse Prince's products for the gay people.
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  5. 02-24-2009, 06:49 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    If you would just come out of the closet here it would be great, us IM fans will love you and you can endorse Prince's products for the gay people.
    Haha - well it seemed like a good idea at the time.

    I still stand by it.

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  6. 02-24-2009, 06:50 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    You think because Phelps came out and admitted what he did the same will happen for those guys?

    Steroids are the new Devils Chemical. I saw a preview of some teen show the other day and they made this steroid using jock look just like those dudes in Reefer Madness from the thirties where everything was blown way out of proportion, I think the gov. is in the works to make a 'Roid Madness' movie with crazy eyed buff dudes run around like ex-cons on PCP/Coke binge, laughing hysterically, having wild sex with anything that moves even men because steroids turn you gay......it's a crying shame we let our gov. propagandize shit with our own god damned money as a gimmick to garner support from the Booboisie as Mencken liked to refer to them.....
    It's a complete different situation to Phelps but I do completely agree with the latter portion of your post.

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  7. 02-24-2009, 07:25 AM #6
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    103 players divided by 9 starting positions= that would fill about 11 teams...damn.
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  8. 02-24-2009, 08:00 AM #7
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    I wish Julio Lugo would start taking them. God dammit does he suck.
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  9. 02-24-2009, 08:41 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    If you would just come out of the closet here it would be great, us IM fans will love you and you can endorse Prince's products for the gay people.
    classic min0 lol
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    I wish a player would have the balls to say "Yea I used them and I'd do it all over again and so would any of you hypocritical bastards if you were in my position"

    It's the truth and it would be very refreshing.
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    Canseco?
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    Quote Originally Posted by min0 lee View Post
    Canseco?
    Yup, turns out, he was the only one who was telling the truth about this whole thing.
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    I'm speaking of current players.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    having wild sex with anything that moves even men because steroids turn you gay........
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    Here is what you need to worry about. Eat, Lift, Rest. Repeat.
    This should be really simple, stop over complicating it.
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