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02-26-2009, 03:21 PM #1Native Chicagoan
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the shipping semen one is funny unless you know how much it's valued at.
One bull's sperm has already garnered over $1 million on the open market, said Robertson, while a bull's offspring can win thousands in prize money at rodeos and stock shows.
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"In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration."
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Originally Posted by FishOrCutBait
"In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration."
isn't this called jacking off?
"I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out."
maybe he means something like strengthening your core. a yoga thing? ass kegals?
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02-26-2009, 05:48 PM #7YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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I must've scrolled past that to fast, I thought it was for the father whose son is in the Navy and he just refered to him as his little semen. Originally Posted by Little Wing
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02-27-2009, 01:23 PM #9Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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It's definitely some sort of ass-puckering procedure and stomach clench. I think he's confused the PC muscle with the bunghole..... Originally Posted by Little Wing
"In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration."
isn't this called jacking off? I think it should be translated as doing stomach clenches until you feel a wondeful burn......
"I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out."
maybe he means something like strengthening your core. a yoga thing? ass kegals?Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Originally Posted by maniclion
yes but if you do it you feel it in a lot more muscles than your bum. i wonder if anyone read this without clenching their butt.
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02-28-2009, 04:23 PM #11Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Maybe we should count our blessing that he didn't use Urban Dictionary for his translations....I imagine something like Originally Posted by Little Wing
yes but if you do it you feel it in a lot more muscles than your bum. i wonder if anyone read this without clenching their butt.
How Say Aloha Blues: If Homie Pucker Chocolate Starfish Balloon Knot on da C-Note Benjamins Times 24/7/365. Whack-ass? or da Shizzle fo Rizzle?Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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