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    What if you woke up...

    woke up in a pool of blood. Where does all the blood come from? What would you think? Your eyes? No, not that. Ears? Mouth? Maybe you were shoot during sleep but maybe not. A pool of blood with little swimmers, not swimmers like in real life in a real pool but wait yes, tiny people just diving in your pool of blood, how interesting they look from this high you think. They are there having fun, you laugh, did you? But the blood is stopping, drying, why? Then you cut your veins in the arm, a little bit in the neck and dance around your bed feeding the pool with your blood, all of them seem happy, little swimmers. Deep red, all of them.
    But wait, who is that guy? A little pinkish not deep red like everyone else. He is not made of blood, he comes from the fruits that are red place and they are running out of red in their factory. Strawberries and things like that made of red are in short suply of red and they came to suck your blood. In his hands you can see tiny roots and he plants it inside the pool and it is drying so much fast, the little blood swimmers cant swim anymore.
    Everybody together, Emergency, emergency! Swimmers. The blood, drink and hide! Blood is gone.

    Strawberries agents look mad.

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    DT's had demons riding my stream of piss like a waterfall ride, except they would hold on like it was a rope or pole, some with one hand and some like little firemen with legs wrapped around......times I'd sit on the toilet feeling like puking and watch the floor undulating like a vast ocean and the demon faces would bob up like turtles for air....few more than too many times I would fall out of my eyes and plunge into their dimensionless void and sink to the bottomlooking up at the distorted image of myself right into the eyes and see the road map to the highways of hell etched in red all leading to the black hole of oblivion where not even light can escape......my own pupils sucking in everything in it's path and then I would rise back up into them and see everything clearly even death and then I understand what they meant by "Death becomes clearer through bloodshot eyes"
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    you were wearing red fruit of the looms and you had sex with a girl during the week that you shouldn't? then you had nightmares???

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    There are people in the blood.

    Sorry. Not awake yet.
    There are people who love me and there are people who hate me. I will take care of those people who love me and the rest can burn in hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shae2K3 View Post
    There are people in the blood.

    Sorry. Not awake yet.

    she's having the same dream!

    Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!






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    Then the Hotel vacancy sign turns off and you realize the red blood was just a pool of your nocturnal emissions reflecting the red neon sign and the little people were your crabs.....and the little pink guy was your shriveled penis
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    she's having the same dream!
    Nah! My last dream eas beating my ex, Eric with a tin bat til he bled.

    And he messed up my white wedding dress too.
    There are people who love me and there are people who hate me. I will take care of those people who love me and the rest can burn in hell.

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    it is cold and wet. Like something ...there should be red. No.
    When? When it is cold but not wet, only cold.

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    Look it is a wall.
    Very high wall you think.
    But, why is it cold?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope View Post
    Look it is a wall.
    Very high wall you think.
    But, why is it cold?
    My dream I had came true?
    There are people who love me and there are people who hate me. I will take care of those people who love me and the rest can burn in hell.

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