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Naked female found in possession of ’skunk weed’
http://baycrime.freedomblogging.com/2009/03/02/531/531/
March 2nd, 2009, 3:28 pm · Post a Comment · posted by jmiltimore
Some scenarios law officers just can’t be trained for, such as finding a bag of marijuana produced from the rectal area of a female recently engaged in coitus with another female.
Responding to a call of a suspicious vehicle in the parking lot of the Dollar General Store on US 231 shortly before 1 a.m. Friday , deputies found two partially nude females, ages 24 and 20, engaged in sexual activity in a 2005 white Nissan.
After allowing the women to get dressed, Deputies observed multiple white pills in the vehicle, according to a Bay County Sheriff’s Office incident report. The 20-year-old woman told officers the pills, a generic form of Lower Tab, were hers and she did not have a prescription for them. The woman then confessed to having a baggie of marijuana, which she “retrieved…from her rectum.”
The woman was released and told to contact an investigator Monday. The marijuana was kept as evidence.Last edited by Built; 01-26-2011 at 08:52 AM. Reason: fixed link
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Fart fap fart fap.....
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03-03-2009, 08:32 AM #4YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Classy!
In a car, parked in a dollar store parking lot. Damn.The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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I suppose that's one way to mask that skunky smell.
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Was that there because they were using it during their coitus or did it go there after? Hmmmm, I wonder where some of my baggies have been?
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Honestly, what was the point of hiding it in your keester, if you were just gonna tell the police it was there!
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Are "Lower Tabs" the counter-agent to getting High?
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I think it's a misprint of Lortab aka Hydrocodone and Tylenol, like Vicodin, Norco, etc....
Originally Posted by Witmaster
I need to see video or photographic evidence of the events that gave the officers a reason to suspect the commission of a crime......Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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Hahah thats one for the books
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01-25-2011, 04:28 PM #11tiger pump it bitches!
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haha I love it when I have better english and grammar than a fucking paid writer.
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Lower tabs? HAHA thats fucking great.
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I wonder if they were hot looking. And how do two chicks engage in coitus?
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you would still be able to smell the weed i use to grow, even stuffed up someones asshole. Originally Posted by IronAddict
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My friend and supplier has one of those heavy duty rubber gasket lid with lockdown clamps plastic boxes and inside that several medium sized boxes for the different measured amounts that are double bagged and you can still smell that shit when it's closed... Originally Posted by klc9100
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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that's what i'm talking about. Originally Posted by maniclion
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