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    Today in the locker room

    So today in the locker room....
    I was all sweaty and nasty putting stuff in my bag and this lady comes next to me, flipping her hair, all fresh, makeup, black skirt, sweater, boots with a collared shirt. Obviously going back to work. I had never seen her before. I look over at her and said "You look really cute". She looked at me kinda weird, whispers something and goes back to the locker. So I finish up and walk out, by the time I got to the stairs I thought of the worst of what she could have thought.
    I had on nasty sweats and a pony tail, not that it matters but I sort of looked unfeminine. I turned around went back to the locker room, she was walking out and I was like "I'm not a dike or anything". She smiles and says its fine and I said "not that I should even say the word dike. Well have a good day"
    If a person looks nice, I have no problem telling them. A person is usually appreciative. Usually its no problem, but her reaction was a little strange dontcha think?
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    I'm sorry, all I can picture is a hot chick being told by another naked chick in a locker room that she finds her hot. What follows after that isn't even in your version of the story

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    she should have smiled n said thank you.

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    that was an excellent story.

    thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000 View Post
    I'm sorry, all I can picture is a hot chick being told by another naked chick in a locker room that she finds her hot. What follows after that isn't even in your version of the story

    I know, right? I was poised to give her an infraction for spamming her porn site.

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    hahah this thread is great
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000 View Post
    I'm sorry, all I can picture is a hot chick being told by another naked chick in a locker room that she finds her hot. What follows after that isn't even in your version of the story
    NEVER write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ASS!!

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    Chiquita, I tell women they look cute almost everyday, I couldn't care less if the reaction I get back from them is negative. Cause then I say, you're very cute, but you have the ugliest dispostion for such an attractive person!

    And just walk away knowing I am such a sentient human being.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Built View Post
    I know, right? I was poised to give her an infraction for spamming her porn site.

    I'm almost disappointed.
    C is an old member. Just hasn't been around lately!
    And she has black hair now instead of blond.






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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    Chiquita, I tell women they look cute almost everyday, I couldn't care less if the reaction I get back from them is negative. Cause then I say, you're very cute, but you have the ugliest dispostion for such an attractive person!
    say that to a random woman Chiquita-style (butt-nekkid) and let us know how it goes!

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    I had a guy in a locker room once tell me my cologne smelled nice as I was standing there in my boxers.

    That's not something one dude should say to another dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BulkMeUp View Post
    say that to a random woman Chiquita-style (butt-nekkid) and let us know how it goes!
    You're correct on that, but if a woman walked into the mens locker room, I probably 'wood'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dg806 View Post
    C is an old member. Just hasn't been around lately!
    And she has black hair now instead of blond.
    Yes, I'm around sometimes but i mostly read the crazy/informative stuff on here instead of post. My hair is dark brown actually. I would post newer pics but I dont remember how, it always says the file is too big....too much effort.
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    I remember pics being under 1MB and still looking decent. Now theyre much larger yet still look the same.
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