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03-04-2009, 11:39 PM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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HELP!!!!! Need creative ideas!
So what I have is, I joined a hash group...
I have been with them for some good time; but I have a new person joining the group who needs an appropriate name... Help Please? Suggestions / creeativity due by SAT morning (mar 7) I expect seriously nasty creativity from you folks! Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! Last edited by The Monkey Man : 03-04-2009 at 11:54 PM. |
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03-04-2009, 11:42 PM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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The thing is basically no rules...
So let me tell you about the gal... She's short... She's a nurse... She Uses the P90X workout at home... She runs Marathons... Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! |
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03-04-2009, 11:45 PM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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The Best ideas should have thing to do with...
Running, Nursing, Sex, Beer, Alcohol... Or just be generally VULGAR! Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! |
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03-04-2009, 11:51 PM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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Here are my ideas....
P 90 Sex, Nurse Betty- Sex, (or X) Wet Nurse (was mentioned), Nursing the Hangover, Pump it in my Hands- (a reference to an IV or massaging a heart during surgery), Flow-Rinse Nightmare Gail (my fave so far), Mother Tear-easa Of Kuntutta Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! |
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03-04-2009, 11:51 PM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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Take it from here!!!
Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! |
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03-04-2009, 11:53 PM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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Oh... I also suggested...
Cunti McOnthebloodyragovich  Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! |
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03-05-2009, 09:36 AM
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YOU ME WE
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In my skin
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Forget the names, now pass the Hash pipe!
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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03-05-2009, 09:41 AM
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YOU ME WE
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You've got some pretty good ones there, may I suggest 'Slutty McButter face'.
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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03-05-2009, 04:32 PM
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Cartographer of the Mind
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SpongeBathSweatPants
"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone |
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03-05-2009, 04:42 PM
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Cartographer of the Mind
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Nurse Wretched
Mother Cootches Bursting Thighs Mother Cootches Nurse-Me Wines
"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone |
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03-05-2009, 04:45 PM
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Cartographer of the Mind
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Dirty Nurse Short and Stout
"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone |
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03-05-2009, 06:13 PM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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Will be suggested for sure! Upon that: Sponge Bath Shit Pants, or Sponge Bath Bed Pan'tz More!, More! Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! Last edited by The Monkey Man : 03-05-2009 at 06:27 PM. |
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03-05-2009, 06:45 PM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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New angle...
"Nether-Shave-Never" ------------------ Anyone know about handwashing, or cleanliness techniques in medicine? (that we can warp inappropriately) Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! |
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03-05-2009, 06:56 PM
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YOU ME WE
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Anita Chrachor
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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03-05-2009, 07:51 PM
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Amor Fati
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Sorry i'm a nurse but i'm not creative or anything, handwashing is handwashing you just have to do it for a certain amount of time (i was taught to sing the happy birthday song).
What the hell is a hash group? Like hashish? You sit around and smoke hash? I must be missing something here.
"The greatest obstacle to knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge." -Barry Marshall, Nobel Laureate
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03-05-2009, 08:43 PM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! |
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07-06-2009, 08:44 PM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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FROM THE PH3 Yahoo Group Email List:
Attention all Hashers: For those of you who didn't make it to the wonderfully hared 4th of July Independence Hash yesterday (thanks to hares "Bush Straddler" and "All Of Her Fist"), it is with great pleasure that I announce 2 namings:
Figured i'd get this out there because i'm not a worthy "Hash Trash Extraordinare" but we should all be up to date on the namings. Time to start drinking. NO-NO... I mean, On-on... - "Cant CUM on Saturday" (but it's Sunday) Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! |
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07-06-2009, 08:45 PM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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Manic, the creative winner
 Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! |
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07-06-2009, 09:21 PM
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Cartographer of the Mind
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"We are like tenant farmers chopping down the fence around our house for fuel when we should be using Natures inexhaustible sources of energy — sun, wind and tide. ... I'd put my money on the sun and solar energy. What a source of power! I hope we don't have to wait until oil and coal run out before we tackle that."
Thomas Edison: In conversation with Henry Ford and Harvey Firestone |
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07-06-2009, 09:30 PM
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Magical Apelikemenace
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 Have Problems?... Chances are its due to overpopulation Save The Oceans, Save the Planet, Save Your Family, Save Yourself! |
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