Reply With QuoteYou want poems? I got your poems!Originally Posted by IronAddict
Jack n Jill went up the hill,
Each with a buck and a quarter...
Jill came down with 2.50! OH!
That fuqqin' little whore...
Is my son gay?
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Thread: Is my son gay?
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03-10-2009, 08:41 AM #31YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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lol... I had forgotten about 'dice'. That comedy album he came out with in the late 80's was so freakin funny! Originally Posted by Burner02
I think Andrew Dice Clay said it best:
There is no bi-sexual. Either you suck dick, or you do not suck dick
The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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03-11-2009, 04:12 AM #32Super Hero in Training
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Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
- Appollo Creed
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03-11-2009, 05:10 PM #33Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I could do better
Jack and Jill went up the hill
cause the day was such a bore
Jack went down and changed Jills frown
but damn his tongue was soreCoarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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