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  1. 03-10-2009, 06:55 PM #1
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    Never leave a woman alone in your home

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    Oh GOD! Thats based on a true story? Poor girl.
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    I thought she was going to rifle through his stuff, heheh...
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    Hahah...She does have a nice ass though...
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    I woke up one morning on a couch in a strange apartment. I had a vague recollection of sex the night before and lots of bong hits before that. I was naked and had to pee so I walked to the first bathroom I saw and emptied out 4 of the 6 pitchers of beer I'd swallowed only 6 hours earlier. It wasn't until I put the seat down to lift the lid off of the tank that I saw the note on the seat lid not to use it because the had to buy a new assembly.

    Luckily I know you can dump water in the bowl to force it to flush, but the problem was there was nothing in the immediate vicinity. I decide to go to the kitchen to get a pitcher or large bowl. I have no clue where anything is so I'm opening every cabinet in search of a vessel when I notice some pictures on the fridge of 4 hot ass girls one being the one from last night. Now for some reason the day after drinking heavily I get stiffys from the most benign arousal and some of the pictures the girls are in their bra and panties. My magic beanstalk starts doing that bouncing thing, you guys know when it starts it's little I wanna party dance with the rhythm of your heartbeat as it's music, each pump of blood has him thinking he's James Brown "I'm gonna get up and do my thang, like a sex machine, huuuuh get on up" I snap out of my primal urge stupor, give the down boy command and start searching again, I grab a chair to get to the cabinet above the fridge and stop to admire the pictures one more time then stand up on the chair and open the door. Yes! A pitcher...."can we help you find something Mr. Naked guy in our kitchen?" I do a half turn and see 3 girls in pajamas eye level with my dick, I put the clear glass pitcher in front and nearly fall off the chair from being startled, then I calmly step down and put my hand out to shake each hand and introduce myself trying to pretend I'm not in the least bit embarrased that I'm BareAssed in strange kitchen with a mostly erect phallus. Not only that I had to explain that I'd christened their broken toilet with pungent first of the morning piss. Instead I just walk right between them, fill the pitcher, walk to the bathroom, dump the water, walk back, rinse the pitcher and put it in the dish strainer. Then as I headed back to the couch to find my clothes one of the girls grabs my ass as I walk by. The rest of the day I hang out with them smoking weed and watching movies, then we go out to see Ooklah the Moc and I go back and fuck the same girl while 2 of the girls are on the couch rolling on E.....
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    Regarding the video. Funny as hell but...I have a hard time imagining anyone going to that effort to clean up thier shat out of the camode.

    She should have just left a note saying, "Call me and... by the way...Fix your fucking toilet!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    I woke up one morning on a couch in a strange apartment. I had a vague recollection of sex the night before and lots of bong hits before that. I was naked and had to pee so I walked to the first bathroom I saw and emptied out 4 of the 6 pitchers of beer I'd swallowed only 6 hours earlier. It wasn't until I put the seat down to lift the lid off of the tank that I saw the note on the seat lid not to use it because the had to buy a new assembly.

    Luckily I know you can dump water in the bowl to force it to flush, but the problem was there was nothing in the immediate vicinity. I decide to go to the kitchen to get a pitcher or large bowl. I have no clue where anything is so I'm opening every cabinet in search of a vessel when I notice some pictures on the fridge of 4 hot ass girls one being the one from last night. Now for some reason the day after drinking heavily I get stiffys from the most benign arousal and some of the pictures the girls are in their bra and panties. My magic beanstalk starts doing that bouncing thing, you guys know when it starts it's little I wanna party dance with the rhythm of your heartbeat as it's music, each pump of blood has him thinking he's James Brown "I'm gonna get up and do my thang, like a sex machine, huuuuh get on up" I snap out of my primal urge stupor, give the down boy command and start searching again, I grab a chair to get to the cabinet above the fridge and stop to admire the pictures one more time then stand up on the chair and open the door. Yes! A pitcher...."can we help you find something Mr. Naked guy in our kitchen?" I do a half turn and see 3 girls in pajamas eye level with my dick, I put the clear glass pitcher in front and nearly fall off the chair from being startled, then I calmly step down and put my hand out to shake each hand and introduce myself trying to pretend I'm not in the least bit embarrased that I'm BareAssed in strange kitchen with a mostly erect phallus. Not only that I had to explain that I'd christened their broken toilet with pungent first of the morning piss. Instead I just walk right between them, fill the pitcher, walk to the bathroom, dump the water, walk back, rinse the pitcher and put it in the dish strainer. Then as I headed back to the couch to find my clothes one of the girls grabs my ass as I walk by. The rest of the day I hang out with them smoking weed and watching movies, then we go out to see Ooklah the Moc and I go back and fuck the same girl while 2 of the girls are on the couch rolling on E.....
    that sounds like one hell of a day/night
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