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Tiny Horny Turtle Humping a Shoe
if you have not seen this video you gotta watch it!
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What Would Fetus Do?
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you have to go to that site to hear the noises the turtle makes, lol.
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lol... Those noises and that face are worthy of a porn movie!
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is this a real turtle?
it was funny at first, but then i started to feel bad for this turtle
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because he couldnt successfully rape a shoe?
Originally Posted by sara
is this a real turtle?
it was funny at first, but then i started to feel bad for this turtle
Ill go try, and let you know how it goes, and Ill post a video, I dont think it is going to work, will you feel bad for me?
What Would Fetus Do?
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Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex
because he couldnt successfully rape a shoe?
Ill go try, and let you know how it goes, and Ill post a video, I dont think it is going to work, will you feel bad for me?
its a helpless turtle ..
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Mucho Gusto me llamo Maniclion and I'm horny like Ron Terrapin Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex
and it went uuh caress me down
uhh and that’s the lovin’ soundCoarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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yes it is, me too, he was trying so hard to find the hole... Originally Posted by sara
is this a real turtle?
it was funny at first, but then i started to feel bad for this turtle
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awe Originally Posted by Prince
yes it is, me too, he was trying so hard to find the hole... is that what he was doing?
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and he is a helpless fetus. show some compassion Originally Posted by sara
its a helpless turtle ..
Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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That's right....Ive dodged abortion 6 times, I only have 3 lives left, 50 Cent has nothing on me.... Originally Posted by bio-chem
and he is a helpless fetus. show some compassion
ok that sounded pretty wrong on a lot of levels hahahah
my comment is revoked, because I was successfully able to rape my shoe, and it felt damn good, I will not be posting the video.
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Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex
That's right....Ive dodged abortion 6 times, I only have 3 lives left, 50 Cent has nothing on me....
ok that sounded pretty wrong on a lot of levels hahahah
my comment is revoked, because I was successfully able to rape my shoe, and it felt damn good, I will not be posting the video.
on all comments above Originally Posted by IainDaniel
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