Thread: Riddle Me This

Originally Posted by ROID

Should I apply baby powder to my testicles or cologne orrrrrrrr baby powder and cologne ?

Cologne tends to make my ball scratching/smelling habit act up.

Roid, Whats up buddy? You gotta fill us in on what happened with your friend, and his box of goodies! What happened?

Just use shampoo a couple times a week.

Use Gold Bond Medicated Body Powder, don't use the X-Strength on a freshly shorn scrotum it has menthol in it.....

I use it down their and on my ass in the summer because my leather chair at work is unforgiving in the heat.....

Originally Posted by IronAddict

Roid, Whats up buddy? You gotta fill us in on what happened with your friend, and his box of goodies! What happened?

Just use shampoo a couple times a week.

I'm just keep'n it real man.

I never said anything about the porn hardware. He's the type of person you wouldn't expect to have such things and I don't want to embarrass him or make him paranoid. He is a good guy. We just talk about him behind his back like normal folk. The dude has a crazy addiction to porn flicks though. He has at least 40 DVDs. I stuck my dong in the vagina/butt. Wasn't too impressed. Maybe you're supposed to stick it in the microwave or something to warm it up. Hard to get a good motion going. I didn't want to use any lube, thought it might leave too much of a mess.

You think I should shave my arse hair ? It's all in the valley, my cheeks are smooth.

Originally Posted by maniclion

Use Gold Bond Medicated Body Powder, don't use the X-Strength on a freshly shorn scrotum it has menthol in it.....

I use it down their and on my ass in the summer because my leather chair at work is unforgiving in the heat.....

Gold bond is a good idea. I don't think they had that at bath and body works. I got some kind of fufu baby powder/moisterizer combo. I'm pretty sure i looked like a ka-weer in that store but I don't have any pride so it doesn't bother me.

I really prefer cloth chairs. Leather is nice but it makes me paranoid that i have a sweat spot on my bottom if i've been sitting for a while. I don't have to worry about that right now though; my chair has more duct tape than anything. I'm the very last to get anything, my PC is almost 15 years old. 133mhz w/ 32mb RAM. It has a turbo button on it though. ZOOM ZOOM

Originally Posted by ROID

I'm just keep'n it real man.

I never said anything about the porn hardware. He's the type of person you wouldn't expect to have such things and I don't want to embarrass him or make him paranoid. He is a good guy. We just talk about him behind his back like normal folk. The dude has a crazy addiction to porn flicks though. He has at least 40 DVDs. I stuck my dong in the vagina/butt. Wasn't too impressed. Maybe you're supposed to stick it in the microwave or something to warm it up. Hard to get a good motion going. I didn't want to use any lube, thought it might leave too much of a mess.

You think I should shave my arse hair ? It's all in the valley, my cheeks are smooth.

lube probably would have made it lot better.

cornstarch is good for sweaty skin.

and leave your ass hair alone. i'm not sure but it seems shaving would make scratchy whiskers in there and they would scratch your butt raw.

I have also considered this since I sweat a lot, and get ball stank sometime around 2:00am if I am partying in the summer time.

On one hand, if you use powder, and a girl sucks you off, she will look like she has been eating powered doenuts afterwards.

On the other hand, cologne burns my junk a little and causes ball chafage.

Either you or her will suffer the consequences.

use monkey butt powder, that stuff is so racist...

Originally Posted by KelJu

On one hand, if you use powder, and a girl sucks you off, she will look like she has been eating powered doenuts afterwards.

Originally Posted by KelJu

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On one hand, if you use powder, and a girl sucks you off, she will look like she has been eating powered doenuts afterwards.

On the other hand, cologne burns my junk a little and causes ball chafage.

yea, she'll look like Tyrone Biggums



either that, or she wont even go down on you because she will smell the powder and think you still powder your ass like a baby

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Originally Posted by ROID

I'm just keep'n it real man.

I never said anything about the porn hardware. He's the type of person you wouldn't expect to have such things and I don't want to embarrass him or make him paranoid. He is a good guy. We just talk about him behind his back like normal folk. The dude has a crazy addiction to porn flicks though. He has at least 40 DVDs. I stuck my dong in the vagina/butt. Wasn't too impressed. Maybe you're supposed to stick it in the microwave or something to warm it up. Hard to get a good motion going. I didn't want to use any lube, thought it might leave too much of a mess.

You think I should shave my arse hair ? It's all in the valley, my cheeks are smooth.

Cool, he is probably just between girlfriends right now anyway.

And...No, grow it long and wear it in cornrows.

Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex

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Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex

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WTFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by ROID

my PC is almost 15 years old. 133mhz w/ 32mb RAM. It has a turbo button on it though. ZOOM ZOOM

As best I recall, the turbo function does nothing past the 486 era.

Originally Posted by PainandGain

WTFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats nothing, now chicks farting in each others faces - thats entertainment.

Originally Posted by Fetusaurus Rex

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Fuck I feel relieved after that one....damn!

Originally Posted by IronAddict

Cool, he is probably just between girlfriends right now anyway.

And...No, grow it long and wear it in cornrows.

I'm really not sure that he has ever had a girlfriend. He is a real shy person or maybe not so much shy but very quite. He'll end up with some fine ass girl 5 or so years from now and get married. She'll probably drain him dry financially in 8-10 yrs. He'll get divorced and then come out of his shell and party like a rock star. That's our predictions for his future.

I would let my man hairs grow but I just bought some $12 trimmers the other day. My very first pair, I've always used razors.

You get any of that drug money out in Cali ?

Originally Posted by Mudge

As best I recall, the turbo function does nothing past the 486 era.

Darn, must have been a sales gimmick. It's my work PC. MatLab and notebook for editing programs are the only things I use it for.

Originally Posted by Mudge

As best I recall, the turbo function does nothing past the 486 era.

Darn, must have been a sales gimmick. It's my work PC. MatLab and notebook for editing programs are the only things I use it for.

When was the 486 era ? It was around 15 yrs ago wasn't it or early to mid 90's ?

oh yeah, How do you do a multi-quote ?

Originally Posted by ROID

I'm really not sure that he has ever had a girlfriend. He is a real shy person or maybe not so much shy but very quite. He'll end up with some fine ass girl 5 or so years from now and get married. She'll probably drain him dry financially in 8-10 yrs. He'll get divorced and then come out of his shell and party like a rock star. That's our predictions for his future.

I would let my man hairs grow but I just bought some $12 trimmers the other day. My very first pair, I've always used razors.

You get any of that drug money out in Cali ?

Lol... this seems to be the norm these days. I can't even begin to tell you how many of my friends have been screwed over by the women they chose, but then again I believe, it really just boils down to whomever you choose. Shit, even my brother, and his choice of a woman, everytime I'd visit them and have a few beers, she would toss innuendos at me. Of coarse, I would not do such a thing for obvious reasons, but my point is, she ended up doing his neighbor.

Wait, your gonna trim your butt hairs? Or your Scrotum?

Drug money, do you mean for Medi-Care?

Originally Posted by IronAddict

Lol... this seems to be the norm these days. I can't even begin to tell you how many of my friends have been screwed over by the women they chose, but then again I believe, it really just boils down to whomever you choose. Shit, even my brother, and his choice of a woman, everytime I'd visit them and have a few beers, she would toss innuendos at me. Of coarse, I would not do such a thing for obvious reasons, but my point is, she ended up doing his neighbor.

Wait, your gonna trim your butt hairs? Or your Scrotum?

Drug money, do you mean for Medi-Care?

I was talking about my butt hairs. Sometimes my poo gets caught up.
I just buzzed my scrotum with my new trimmers. OUCH.. i thought they weren't supposed to cut skin. Guess that's why they are so cheap. I prefer the buzz rather than shaven, less itch. I gotta scratch enough with those odd shaped black dots.

The money those dealers threw out when they were trying to duck the law dogs. I was just trying to discuss the local news. The DEA is trying to track down the people that stopped to pick it up.

We can talk about the 10 people that were murdered south of me if you prefer & how someone called the army into the county which is in violation of the Constitution.

Originally Posted by ROID

I was talking about my butt hairs. Sometimes my poo gets caught up.
I just buzzed my scrotum with my new trimmers. OUCH.. i thought they weren't supposed to cut skin. Guess that's why they are so cheap. I prefer the buzz rather than shaven, less itch. I gotta scratch enough with those odd shaped black dots.

The money those dealers threw out when they were trying to duck the law dogs. I was just trying to discuss the local news. The DEA is trying to track down the people that stopped to pick it up.

We can talk about the 10 people that were murdered south of me if you prefer & how someone called the army into the county which is in violation of the Constitution.

Thank you for the visual my friend, this is quite the vision!

I got ya...

Yeah, that guy who shot his own mom. To be honest, at that time you had stopped posting, and I began to wonder, if you were one of his victims.

what story is this you speak of?

Originally Posted by IronAddict

Thank you for the visual my friend, this is quite the vision!

I got ya...

Yeah, that guy who shot his own mom. To be honest, at that time you had stopped posting, and I began to wonder, if you were one of his victims.

Thats about 4.5 hours south of me.

I'm a horrible procrastinator. From time to time I have to stop all my extra curricular computer activities to catch up on work and school. Odd thing is that I have more of a continuous thought flow when I'm up against a dead lines

Gunman in Alabama slayings was briefly a police officer - CNN.com

Originally Posted by Little Wing

what story is this you speak of?

Originally Posted by ROID

Thats about 4.5 hours south of me.

I'm a horrible procrastinator. From time to time I have to stop all my extra curricular computer activities to catch up on work and school. Odd thing is that I have more of a continuous thought flow when I'm up against a dead lines

Brother, you're not alone there!

Originally Posted by Little Wing

what story is this you speak of?

South Alabama. I can't think of the counties. Some guy went loco with assault rifles killing 10 people before killing himself. I believe some were family members and the rest just random.

Somehow the Army, not National Guard, got involved after the incident which is against the Constitution. Both stories made national news but the Army incident went cold. Probably didn't want a misunderstanding to give credence to the talk of Socialism.

Originally Posted by IronAddict

Gunman in Alabama slayings was briefly a police officer - CNN.com

thank you.