Reply With QuoteHe'll need a mighty big frieght to stop.Originally Posted by maniclion
What happens if.....
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03-24-2009, 12:46 PM #1Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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What happens if.....
a Dragon gets the hiccups?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-24-2009, 12:49 PM #2YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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03-24-2009, 01:53 PM #4Peelosopher
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the unicorn says "bless you"
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They don't exist.
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03-25-2009, 05:42 AM #7SHRUG LIKE YOU MEAN IT MODERATOR
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03-25-2009, 06:11 AM #8Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I was thinking they would explode, like a back fire...... You have the fire start out and then it gets sucked back into wherever they store the flammable substance and kablowie charred dragon everywhere. Thats why they don't exist a freaking technical flaw in their design, now if they had evolved to have a one way valve or even a bypass that sent any back-ups out their ass then they'd still be around today they'd just have to be careful where they sat if they felt hiccups or even just extra gassy or they'd char the cusions on their couches or chairs.......thats for you Darwinians
Plus I'm betting Noah didn't want an aronist species on board his great wooden vessel......thats for you creationist weirdo'sCoarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-25-2009, 06:41 PM #10INK NOT MINK ELITE MEMBER
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Give the dragon some lemon
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He would get heartburn Originally Posted by maniclion
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03-26-2009, 04:51 PM #12Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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I wonder what oral sex is like for dragons? I'm sure it's mor e heated and passionate than we would prefer.....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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03-26-2009, 08:17 PM #13Newbie
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hahaha that was good
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