What's your Urine Color ?

**ROID** · 03-27-2009, 10:51 AM

Mine is either clear or kinda neon/bright yellow. I'm sure all elite human beings have this color of urine being that I am in superb physical and mental condition. I'm a prototype for the perfect human being.

Does urine color hold any significance ?

**tucker01** · 03-27-2009, 10:52 AM

Hydration levels

Whether blood is in your urine.

pissing out supplements.

**Prince** · 03-27-2009, 11:06 AM

mine is blood red, is that good?

**chiquita6683** · 03-27-2009, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by Prince

mine is blood red, is that good?

omg

I would think thats very bad!

**tucker01** · 03-27-2009, 11:15 AM

Actually you are incorrect.

It is great.... it show that years have drinking have completely obliterated his liver. He has manned up.

**ROID** · 03-27-2009, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

Hydration levels

Whether blood is in your urine.

pissing out supplements.

hmmm....I should probably sell my urine to the poor. Hate to waste it.

Prince, you could be the Devil.

**Little Wing** · 03-27-2009, 11:57 AM

this thread actually made me cringe.

**ROID** · 03-27-2009, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by Little Wing

this thread actually made me cringe.

I thought about asking the significance of sperm coloration or the health benefits of prostate massaging.

**I Are Baboon** · 03-27-2009, 12:10 PM

I piss excellence.

**IronAddict** · 03-27-2009, 12:10 PM

Tell me Roid, how does one properly massage his prostate ?

Or, are we talking improperly.

**Burner02** · 03-27-2009, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by Little Wing

this thread actually made me cringe.

more or less than the 2 girls and 1 cup thread?

**Little Wing** · 03-27-2009, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by Burner02

more or less than the 2 girls and 1 cup thread?

way less but Prince needs a doctor.

**Little Wing** · 03-27-2009, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by ROID

I thought about asking the significance of sperm coloration or the health benefits of prostate massaging.

are you related to vieope ?

**tucker01** · 03-27-2009, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by IronAddict

Tell me Roid, how does one properly massage his prostate ?

Or, are we talking improperly.

Prostitute.

**Chubby** · 03-27-2009, 12:50 PM

Another stupid topic!!

**tucker01** · 03-27-2009, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by chobby192

Another stupid topic!!

You're a stupid topic

**IronAddict** · 03-27-2009, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by chobby192

Another stupid topic!!

"Stupid is as stupid does" !

**ROID** · 03-27-2009, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by IronAddict

Tell me Roid, how does one properly massage his prostate ?

Or, are we talking improperly.

I ain't gonna lie. I've experimented a time or two but I don't think I have the right technique or my fingers just aren't long enough.

As far as improperly, well that's just sick

**ROID** · 03-27-2009, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by Little Wing

are you related to vieope ?

Must have been before my time here.

We should have children together

**IronAddict** · 03-27-2009, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by ROID

hmmm....I should probably sell my urine to the poor. Hate to waste it.

Actually, thanks to our top minds at NASA, we can now safely apply the use of reverse osmosis to filter out all the impurities in our pee pee and safely drink our urine.

Doesn't this just sound sooo refreshing?

**maniclion** · 03-27-2009, 01:20 PM

Mine looks like I have Guinness on tap is that good? Oh wait you said urine not shit.....that is angel hair gold, like the sun glistening off of an artesian spring in the summer into the eye of a person on psilosybin right at the point where the dilation occurs.......

**tucker01** · 03-27-2009, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by maniclion

Mine looks like I have Guinness on tap is that good? Oh wait you said urine not shit.....that is angel hair gold, like the sun glistening off of an artesian spring in the summer into the eye of a person on psilosybin right at the point where the dilation occurs.......

You make a golden shower sound so romantic.

**ROID** · 03-27-2009, 01:22 PM

Now that can conquer the simple problem of coming up with a material that is impenetrable by solar radiation. Should be simple after coming up with urine filtration. Didn't Kevin Costner already come up with that in Water World ?

**maniclion** · 03-27-2009, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by Prince

mine is blood red, is that good?

Your time of the month again huh?

**IronAddict** · 03-27-2009, 01:28 PM

Originally Posted by ROID

I ain't gonna lie. I've experimented a time or two but I don't think I have the right technique or my fingers just aren't long enough.

As far as improperly, well that's just sick

Oh you said 'sick', I thought you wrote, you were gonna use a 'stick'.

Get this, I went to My Dr. and he said it was that time for a prostate exam.

He then said he doesn't do those exams but he will send me to his associate who performs these procedures. He then told me her name and it was Dr. "Yow".

I had to refrain from laughing and politely just said, NO.

**maniclion** · 03-27-2009, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by IronAddict

Actually, thanks to our top minds at NASA, we can now safely apply the use of reverse osmosis to filter out all the impurities in our pee pee and safely drink our urine.

Doesn't this just sound sooo refreshing?

But then I can't recycle the unused portion of the liquor I drank last night.......

I've actually witnessed a bum do that, I saw him walk into a bathroom with an empty water bottle and come out with it full of a yellow liquid with foam on top and watched him guzzle it down.......

**maniclion** · 03-27-2009, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by IronAddict

Oh you said 'sick', I thought you wrote, you were gonna use a 'stick'.

Get this, I went to My Dr. and he said it was that time for a prostate exam.

He then said he doesn't do those exams but he will send me to his associate who performs these procedures. He then told me her name and it was Dr. "Yow".

I had to refrain from laughing and politely just said, NO.

At least it wasn't some Israeli Dr. named Anel Preub

**ROID** · 03-27-2009, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by IronAddict

Oh you said 'sick', I thought you wrote, you were gonna use a 'stick'.

Get this, I went to My Dr. and he said it was that time for a prostate exam.

He then said he doesn't do those exams but he will send me to his associate who performs these procedures. He then told me her name and it was Dr. "Yow".

I had to refrain from laughing and politely just said, NO.

I did try the handle of my bathroom plunger one time.

She could have been good looking, gotta swallow the pride my man.

**maniclion** · 03-27-2009, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by ROID

I did try the handle of my bathroom plunger one time.

Let me guess you're gonna use the "some one left the plunger in the toilet and I ran in with the runs and didn't see it and it went str8 up my okole" excuse.....thats the same one every fresh out of the closet gay man uses when describing their first self anal experience.....

**ROID** · 03-27-2009, 03:24 PM

It did cross my mind that I might slip and "plunge" all 18'' straight through my gut. I would just tell the Doc. I was a beginning porn star and it's required that you fudge a horse as an initiation.

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