S&M visualization thread (nsfw)

[Vieope]

You are naked in an almost dark room.

There is a table in the room, you are near the edge of the table.

You take one of your balls and put it over the table.

Someone smashes it with a brick really fast. Bang! You orgasm.

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You are naked in the desert. It is hot.
Two women take your feet.
They drag you in the hot sand. You orgasm.

[IronAddict]

you're out on the corner, getting your hustle on

wham, you get hit in the face with a 35 oz. louisville slugger

you get knocked out, when you come to

you notice all your teeth were knocked out

and you've got a wet spot on your jeans,

nope you pissed yourself!

[Built]

Well THIS was a bitter disappointment.

<goes back to surfing for porn>

[Vieope]

Well THIS was a bitter disappointment.

<goes back to surfing for porn>

Awesome.

[ALBOB]

Well THIS was a bitter disappointment.

<goes back to surfing for porn>

Marry me.

[Vieope]

Marry me.

You are a fossil.

[Shae2K3]

You are naked in the desert. It is hot.

Two women take your feet.
They drag you in the hot sand. You orgasm.

You are telling a chick, who lives in city that has over 100 degree weather. I wouldn't feel a thing.

I'd rather buy myself a dildo and Astroglide and get my jollys with those.

[Built]

You are a fossil.

That's okay. I'm a fossil, too.

[Jodi]

Well THIS was a bitter disappointment.

<goes back to surfing for porn>

Redtube?

[Built]

Ooooh, good call!

[PainandGain]

Redtube?

Youporn.com

'Nuff said.

[Vieope]

What kind of porn do you girls watch anyway?

[Jodi]

jenna, spice, fresh, shorteez.......whatever I get on our satellite. It's a couple thing. :blush:

[Vieope]

I almost stopped watching porn. It is very difficult for a porn to excite me in any way.

[Vieope]

^ That is me and Jodi, talking about porn.

[Jodi]

LMAO! Only you Vioepe.........only you would ask such questions

[AKIRA]

We can talk about Porn too if youd like.

[Jodi]

We can talk about Porn too if youd like.

[Gazhole]

I put on my wizard hat and cloak...

[maniclion]

You are taking a shit in a bar restroom, you had to spend 5 minutes wiping down the seat and putting down a 10 layer cushion of TP around the seat, as you wipe and check for 100% whiteness on the paper you catch a glimpse of pink motion to your left right above the TP holder, a pink one eyed wooly rattler worm is squinting at you and you fear it's going to squirt it's stinging acrid venom on you so you pull up you shorts with one hand and grab your flip-flop with the other and bash it a good one, then drop it, slide your foot in and rush out of the stall.......then when you think back the owner of the worm probably liked that type of shit that why he does stupid shit like that, but one day someones gonna have a knife and kill his worm.....

[DiGiTaL]

With respect to what gazhole said.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something