Thread: The boy, the baseball and the closet

A ten year old boy comes home from school. And he finds his mom with a man (NOT his father) come into the house. The boy sees them before they see him so the boy slips into his mom's bedroom closet to see whats up. The father comes home so the mom slips her lover in the closet. The boy whispers to the lover, "Its dark in here."

lover: Yes it is.

boy: I have a nice baseball.

lover: It sure is nice.

boy: Wanna buy it?

lover: No thanks.

boy: My daddy is outside.

lover: Okay, how much?

boy: $250

lover: Sold

The next day, the boy sees the mom with the same lover. Dad comes home and mom shoves her lover in the closet. The boy says, "Its dark in here."

lover: Yes it is.

boy: I got a nice baseball glove.

Mom's lover remembers the kid from yesturday, "How much, kid?"

boy: $750

lover: Sold.

The next day, dad asks the little boy if he wanted to play catch.

boy: I had to sell my baseball and glove.

dad: Thats okay, son. How much did you sell them for?

boy: $1,000

dad: Thats not right selling them for that kind of money. You are going to church to confess your sins!

They go into the church and the boy goes in one of the small confessionals.

boy: Its dark in here.

Preist: Don't start that shit with me, my son. You are in my closet now!

Lmao!!!