How ironic Aaron R, this has happened to me also but in Colorado. Since I have your address, how about you loan me $2000.00 and while your at it give me your bank account numbers.


I received this email this morning, lol.
Hello,
How's work on your end? This has had to come in a hurry and it has left me in a devastating state.I am in some terrible situation and I'm really going to need your urgent help. Yesterday, unannounced, I came to visit a new researchers' complex in Lagos,Nigeria . Well we actually got robbed in the Hotel I booked in and they made away with my wallet (which included my cash, diaries and credit cards). My cellphones were not brought along since I did not get to roam them before coming over. The phone cables have been burnt including internet connection cables and the Hotel's database has been compromised as well. So all I can do now is pay cash and get out of here quickly. I do not want to make a scene of this which is why I did not call the office or my house, this is embarassing enough. Please I want you to lend me a sum of $1500, just to clear my Hotel bills and get the next plane home. The Consulate only cleared me of my travelling documents and ticketing since I came in as a tourist and not on official purpose. I shall have your money reimbursed immediately on my return. I'll be waiting on you at the Hotel lobby for your mail. I look forward to hearing from you soon,below is the address where you can send me the money.
Name...Aaron R
Address...49 Garden Rose Hotel Victoria Island.
City... Lagos
Zip Code... 23401
Country... Nigeria
How ironic Aaron R, this has happened to me also but in Colorado. Since I have your address, how about you loan me $2000.00 and while your at it give me your bank account numbers.
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I get those kind of mails almost daily, but Google does the work for me & moves it to spam.
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LOl I get these too, but that was hilarious.
I'd reply to him and be like "Im getting paid in 2 weeks can you wait", you know get his hopes up and then just tell him 'Psyche Bitch'
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lol.....you guys think that this is a fail....but about once a week i talk to people, and desperatley attempt to explain that they lost all their money and no one can do anything about it....
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All they need is one sucker a month and they have done better than minimum wage workers in our country..... People fall for this shit, still to this day. My manager here who is a very smart and intelligent person fell for a similar scam. He got a message saying that a party in Nigeria wanted to purchase solar panels through him because they had heard from a business partner that we were a very reputable company. They gave him credit card numbers and everything. At first they spoke through email and then by phone. He had our Cali freight Forwarder wrap up a pallet of PV modules and ship them. A few days later the credit card co. called and said the numbers were stolen that they would not honor the purchase. Luckily my boss was able to catch the shipment before it left port to Africa. I had no idea this was even going down, once I found out I had to clue him into how much scam activity comes from that area. My manager thought that I wouldn't take orders from anywhere outside of our Islands because I just didn't want the hassle of setting up the shipping but he soon found out the real reason, if they won't send a money order or cashiers check I don't trust them end of story......
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