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  1. 04-10-2009, 08:28 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiGiTaL View Post
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    Vieope put on a uniform expecting to have sex with lee only to be surprised by mino with a large tube of lube under the sheets ready for anal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crono1000 View Post
    Little Wing+Shae2K3+chocolate pudding+wrestling+ham sandwich
    I watched little wing and shae wrestling in chocolate pudding while eating a ham sandwich.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    lollygag + Dolemite + dickslap + needle-nose pliers + humbucking
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  5. 04-10-2009, 08:55 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by BulkMeUp View Post
    Just make a sentence why did my words make everybody freeze it's not like I put Fuck + Cunt + Cock + Queef + Blumpkin or something
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    "I wanna stick my dick in a day old warm ham sandwich with extra mayo while watching Little Wing and Shae wrestling in a kiddie pool of choclate pudding" Crono said one night while drunk in a gutter somewhere south of the city.......

    lollygag + Dolemite + dickslap + needle-nose pliers + humbucking
    Danny81 and Chobby decided to lollygag around the hood when they ran up on good ole Dolemite who thought it'd be fun to perform anal on both of them with his needle-nose pliers, afterwards he dickslapped Danny81 and went on humbucking Chobby until he promised to end his pointless diatribes.

    Hammer+Nails+liquidity+plasma+Blood

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  7. 04-13-2009, 10:11 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    Just make a sentence why did my words make everybody freeze it's not like I put Fuck + Cunt + Cock + Queef + Blumpkin or something
    that made me laugh so hard!
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    Hammer+Nails+liquidity+plasma+Blood

    i was so high that when i began to hammer the nails through my hand time slowed and the liquidity of the movement seemed to separate the plasma from the blood as the streams trailed through the air


    mirror, skull, roses, hologram, destiny

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  9. 04-14-2009, 05:18 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    Hammer+Nails+liquidity+plasma+Blood

    i was so high that when i began to hammer the nails through my hand time slowed and the liquidity of the movement seemed to separate the plasma from the blood as the streams trailed through the air


    mirror, skull, roses, hologram, destiny
    I peered into the rain that gathered in the rose, the velvet petals bouncing off the underside of the reflection gave a soft mirror like hologram and I saw past my pupils deep into my skull almost as deep as my destiny would allow........
    Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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    but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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  10. 04-14-2009, 11:02 AM #39
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    I was on such a strong hallucinogen when I looked into a mirror my skull was reflecting a hallogram I panicked so much I thought my destiny was a bed of roses.

    halitosis+bone+temper+dispatch+acrylic
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  11. 04-14-2009, 04:51 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by BulkMeUp View Post
    Hey you said 'phrase' not 'paragraph'. Notice everyone is using all words in 1 sentence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    halitosis+bone+temper+dispatch+acrylic

    A lot of bone, temper, halitosis, dispatch, acrylic and much more, up BulkMeUp ass.

    girl+japan+sex+glass+music
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  12. 04-14-2009, 08:01 PM #41
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    lol..

    That girl from Japan really likes her music, but sex with a drinking glass is what turns her on.


    Gym+cadre+apocalypse+tard+shine
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  13. 04-15-2009, 01:31 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieope View Post

    A lot of bone, temper, halitosis, dispatch, acrylic and much more, up BulkMeUp ass.

    You didn't say it should make sense. So i guess i cant hold that against you.
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  14. 04-15-2009, 01:42 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    lol..

    That girl from Japan really likes her music, but sex with a drinking glass is what turns her on.


    Gym+cadre+apocalypse+tard+shine
    I was at the gym when a cadre of bikini clad women in leo-tards walked by, and made me have to run to the restroom and give my apocalypse wand a quick shine, oh it felt so gooooooddd......

    Noferatu, whiny, mousse, calamari, soylent green
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    Quote Originally Posted by maniclion View Post
    I was at the gym when a cadre of bikini clad women in leo-tards walked by, and made me have to run to the restroom and give my apocalypse wand a quick shine, oh it felt so gooooooddd......

    Noferatu, whiny, mousse, calamari, soylent green
    While listening to Noferatu and eating my mousse made of calamari, I kept hearing a whiny scratchy note, so I watched Soylent green instead!

    solarium+gatepost+barbecue+kilt+shade
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    ah such is the way of Nosferatu he had not dined on normal fare in so many centuries he did not realize the calamari mousse tasted like soylent green leaving his dinner date whiny and in need of a good biting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAddict View Post
    While listening to Noferatu and eating my mousse made of calamari, I kept hearing a whiny scratchy note, so I watched Soylent green instead!

    solarium+gatepost+barbecue+kilt+shade
    i leaned against the gatepost savoring my retreat from the blistering sun smiling bemusedly as i thought of poor jake tending the barbecue in the solarium, the only shade in there was under his kilt.

    penny, hiccup, lobotomy, train, cactus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Wing View Post
    i leaned against the gatepost savoring my retreat from the blistering sun smiling bemusedly as i thought of poor jake tending the barbecue in the solarium, the only shade in there was under his kilt.

    penny, hiccup, lobotomy, train, cactus
    It cost me a pretty penny to get a lobotomy, now I hiccup all day and see myself riding a train viwing all the pretty cactus through a window.

    Barn+store+shackle+kithcen+pew
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    I'd rather be a cow in a barn, or a pot stored in a kitchen cabinet than be a terrified man shackled to a church pew.......

    rice, harmony, cloud, ostensibly, percolate
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    Ostensibly, I would rather be on e harmony eating a rice bowl, but instead, I have a severe case of the runs, so here I sit on the toilet, and all my stomach can do is perculate, while I shit what feels like clouds.

    simile+tendon+emerge+wage+waterfall
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