Reply With QuoteVieope told me on the telephone that he stole peanuts and water from the supermarket for his party and got away in his car.
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04-09-2009, 04:02 AM #1Monochromatic Bunny
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water+peanuts+car+supermarket+party+telephone
Write a phrase containing the above words then give more five words to someone else.
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04-09-2009, 08:14 AM #2..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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04-09-2009, 09:06 AM #3YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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I looked out my windows and seen a man with huge muscles with the ugliest mug he made me want to clip him just so I could edit him from my view.
man+soup+carnage+hip+zooThe journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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04-09-2009, 09:43 AM #4Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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the new dude at the zoo is so hip he invented carnage soup for the big cats man.
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04-09-2009, 10:18 AM #5STILL workin' it! ELITE MEMBER
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I came home to find my naked wife showing the mailman her latest embroidery on her new apron, so I stuck an axe in her head, a bullet in his dick and my tongue in the toaster.
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04-09-2009, 10:26 AM #6Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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good one.
my boyfriend dropped the barbell a little harder than usual which set off my vibrator, scaring the dog who ran and hid in the boat, and resulted in a very polite little letter taped to my toy "please do not leave this in the gym"
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04-09-2009, 10:42 AM #7..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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Vieope went to vegas to escape the snow where he baught a rake then had sex with a norse rooster!
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04-09-2009, 11:09 AM #8YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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I came home from work made me a banana milkshake sat in my chair and vomited in a paper bag and used it as a paperweight.
Ugly+ anal+ mailman+lunch+ creepThe journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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04-09-2009, 11:31 AM #9..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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The ugly mailman wanted to creep upto vieope and have anal sex with him during lunch.
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04-09-2009, 11:45 AM #10STILL workin' it! ELITE MEMBER
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I rigged my computer keyboard with a shoestring and paper clip attached to my tongue so every time I left the house I would not forget my hat.
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04-09-2009, 11:56 AM #11YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Some pencil neck kicked me in the gonads with his steel toed shoe turning me into jelly and all I could here was a damn phone ringing.
tits+maple+goo+shank+ golfThe journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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04-09-2009, 12:20 PM #12STILL workin' it! ELITE MEMBER
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The last time I played golf my shank was really bad until the chick in IronAddict's avatar came out from behind a tree with maple goo rubbed all over her tits and straightened by club out.
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04-09-2009, 01:55 PM #13YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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After taking Andro Rx I worked my calves so hard they felt like rubber so to counter act this I rubbed mud into my teeth.
crevice+rump+heathen+jaw+toothThe journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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04-09-2009, 02:16 PM #14Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Hey vieope!!!
Remember PEANUTS AND CORN?
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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04-09-2009, 02:21 PM #15YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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The class exclaimed hey Vieope you dug the peanuts and corn out of my poo remember, you remember.
tax+piss+breasts+hair+funThe journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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04-09-2009, 02:26 PM #16STILL workin' it! ELITE MEMBER
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I was mad at the tax lady with the beehive hair so I took a piss on her breasts just for fun!
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04-09-2009, 02:27 PM #17..is bulking up! ELITE MEMBER
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Vieope's breasts grew hair for fun which took the piss out of the tax man.
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04-09-2009, 02:36 PM #18YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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Watching the movie Firefox with my imaginary yellow mouse whose tail was made of wire.
bowling+pole+cat+jumbo+creviceThe journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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While pole dancing in a bowling club vieopes cat dropped a jumbo turd from its crevice.
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04-09-2009, 03:26 PM #20YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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For fun I like to knock over a clown and grind my heel into his forehead and watch his red button nose pop off then jab him in the eye with the nib of a pen.
crawfish+kids+park+smash+loopThe journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
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04-09-2009, 03:52 PM #21Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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04-09-2009, 06:49 PM #22Monochromatic Bunny
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BulkMeUp was bored so he went to the park and found a crawfish sunbathing. He looked at the crawfish and the crawfish looked back. After doing sex on a loop all day, he tried to smash the crawfish and kill it, because, really, where this relationship would go? Sure they could not have kids.
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04-09-2009, 06:50 PM #23Monochromatic Bunny
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Originally Posted by maniclion
Hey vieope!!!
Remember PEANUTS AND CORN?
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04-09-2009, 06:53 PM #24Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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the grim reaper invented an icecream dessert made from death and snow and called it sex balls.
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Hey you said 'phrase' not 'paragraph'. Notice everyone is using all words in 1 sentence. Originally Posted by Vieope
Vieope tried to have sex with a snow angel with his balls covered in icecream but only to face a freezing death! Originally Posted by Vieope
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04-10-2009, 03:09 PM #26.::.:: Legend ::.::. ELITE MEMBER
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Im not a drug dealer, im a street pharmacist!
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16 year old Lee went to apply for a job at the local "Lube and Tube"tm, only to find that his potential boss with a speech impediment said, bold and in uniform, "Wu mwust be 18 to whork hwere! Sowwy, no minos!" Originally Posted by DiGiTaL
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04-10-2009, 04:09 PM #28Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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"I wanna stick my dick in a day old warm ham sandwich with extra mayo while watching Little Wing and Shae wrestling in a kiddie pool of choclate pudding" Crono said one night while drunk in a gutter somewhere south of the city.......
lollygag + Dolemite + dickslap + needle-nose pliers + humbuckingCoarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
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04-10-2009, 04:14 PM #29Peelosopher
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you're supposed to make something up, not describe what I did last Friday night Originally Posted by maniclion
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