I mean, Racheal Ray wears a freaking scarf and it gets taken off the air within 24 hours. This gets to be on TV and everything's ok? I'm fine with it, I think it's funny, but it appeals to people who aren't their target audience, and probably offends the parents of those who should be.
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Man I am FURIOUS!!!! Why they gotta go and ruin those beautiful asses by putting a rectangular pad in their kiesters? Man is always fucking with mother nature but god damn it all to hell this is too far!!!! Now i gotta go look at 1000 perfect apple bum girls to dilute what has been done to my imagination............plus why is BK doing square shit I thought Wendy's had the square burger patties that would make better sense.....
Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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