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04-14-2009, 06:50 PM #1Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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ZACK AND NORAHS INFINITE PORN LIST movie remix thread....
Like my example in the title, what movie remixes would you guys like to do or think would be fucking hilarious?
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i saw what if... backwards movies the other nite with examples like this
Jaws backwards is the story a giant shark that throws up so many people they have to open up a new beach.
thought they were pretty funny
If you watch the movie `Jaws' backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach. : reddit.com
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And if you watch the roots mini-series backwards, rednecks get a hard-on.
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But then they think they have to rewind the DVD so they get bummed out watching it back the other way......
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what if mel brooks did gladiator, 13th warrior, and conan.
or hammer horror did some of those oprah classics or lifetime movies.
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Harry Potter and The Witches of Eastwick
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the guys from cuckoo's nest go fishing.... for jaws
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thelma and louise are driving miss daisy.
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If you watch Schindler's List backwards, the Nazis bring all the Jews back to life!
If you watch Rambo backwards, it's Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum.
If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.
If you watch Bukkake backwards, it's men cleaning women with their magic penis vacuum
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How about 3:10 to Yuma veers off and heads for Oz.
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Or, where are all the Republicans today, getting tea bagged?
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Kindergarten Terminator - Self Explanatory
Twiins Vs Predator - Danny Devito and Arnie fight an alien who hunts men in a S.A jungle.....Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
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Oh Dude, Where Art Thou Car?
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White men can't jump, but they're Gone with Wind.
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The Fisher King Of the Damned - Robin Williams plays a homeless vampire on a mission from satan......
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The dirty dozen meet Joe Black-All eleven kick Brad Pitts ass, then Jim Brown kills him.
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Tootsie Roll Bounce - About a Cross Dressing black kid who hangs out at the skating rink.......Bow Wow and Nick Cannon hate each other at first but after Charlie Murphy kicks Bow Wow's legs numb right before a race for putting his feet on the couch, Nicks character massages them and then they make out and fall in gay love.....
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What happens in Vegas Ganja Queen-A couple head to Vegas to get married but then they meet up with an Elvis impersonator, who convinces them to smuggle a large amount of pot back to New York, then the hijinx begin...
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Fear and Loathing in Toyland - A drug addled journalist hallucinates that he is in a giant toy store, his remedy is more drugs.....scenes switch from his perception and the reality of his surroundings and the confused and frightened people wondering what is wrong with him and his friend....
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The wrestler and the Boxer-The two step into a ring to prove who's tougher, the boxer starts beating on the wrestler who then realises "this shit ain't fake", and begins to bleed real blood....
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