Thread: And thats sibling rivalry...

My sister who was 13 at the time, and I who was about 5 decided to make fries one night with a lot of oil and an open pan (didn’t have a fryer back then).....Well, the brand new kitchen that my dad installed a couple of months earlier ended up burned.....I jumped out the window and ran all the way to my grandpas house and pretended that it never even happened while my sister tried to put it out.....LOL, the whole kitchen and part of the living room burned down and we even made the paper....

a few years ago, when Ty was 8 and Tess was 14, i woke to find Tyler gazing at me lovingly. he took his hand and cupped my cheek and sang me Take Me Out To The Ballgame. i thought oh my how sweet. his motive became apparent though directly after the song ended when he proudly announced "see, i tell you poetry. Tesla doesn't."

My sister Jessica just has to carry on the scaring my brother tradition. We have a family friend (his name is Mike) who is a vet and a snake breeder. The family sometimes pays a visit to him and my sis always wants to hold a snake. When Mike asks why she says "I want to chase my brother with it."

I wish I had some funny or interesting stories to tell you about my siblings. But the only things I could think of was how much of assholes they were, and made my formative years a living nightmare. Does that count!
Like the time I was ten or eleven and was playing pop warner football, anyway, my brother was drunk and decided to throw some footballs to me. Now, I had very good hands and any ball that came close to me, I would catch. My asshole of a brother threw it over my head, so I sped up to catch it over my shoulder, and BAM, I ran into a pole fence face first, but somehow managed to hold onto the ball, all he did was laugh, and I had to go to school with two black eyes.Boy, was I lucky I didn't knock all my teeth out!
Another time, again playing football, my brother picked me up and dropped me onto a broken pointed sprinkler. Big assholes!

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Originally Posted by Little Wing

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See assholes!

Originally Posted by IronAddict

I wish I had some funny or interesting stories to tell you about my siblings. But the only things I could think of was how much of assholes they were, and made my formative years a living nightmare. Does that count!
Like the time I was ten or eleven and was playing pop warner football, anyway, my brother was drunk and decided to throw some footballs to me. Now, I had very good hands and any ball that came close to me, I would catch. My asshole of a brother threw it over my head, so I sped up to catch it over my shoulder, and BAM, I ran into a pole fence face first, but somehow managed to hold onto the ball, all he did was laugh, and I had to go to school with two black eyes.Boy, was I lucky I didn't knock all my teeth out!
Another time, again playing football, my brother picked me up and dropped me onto a broken pointed sprinkler. Big assholes!

i know how you feel i have three older sisters. 1st sister hey lets make him drink rust remover.. 2nd hey push ryan down the stairs at 3 years old. sister number 3 throw knife at my face thank god she has bad aim and hit the wall.

Originally Posted by Rubes11

i know how you feel i have three older sisters. 1st sister hey lets make him drink rust remover.. 2nd hey push ryan down the stairs at 3 years old. sister number 3 throw knife at my face thank god she has bad aim and hit the wall.

Yeah, I guess that's what older siblings are for, huh!?

Originally Posted by IronAddict

Yeah, I guess that's what older siblings are for, huh!?

yeah but i got even. once i got bigger then they were it was all over i started to make their lives hell for about 4 years.

Originally Posted by Rubes11

yeah but i got even. once i got bigger then they were it was all over i started to make their lives hell for about 4 years.

Me too! When I got older, I kicked the shiite out of them.

Originally Posted by IronAddict

Me too! When I got older, I kicked the shiite out of them.

yess we both won in the end

When I was 16 and my brother was 12 we were playing tackle football in the vacant lot when I put a brutal hit on my bro. He got mad and grabbed a piece of cactus that was nearby and threw it hitting my shoulder. I had spines all over my bare skin so I grabbed him and tossed him ass first into the whole plant. Both his butt cheeks had spines deep in the skin, my Dad had to pull them out with pliers. My dad tried to be angry but he thought it was funny as hell. He used to laugh about it later and even used to threaten my brother he was going to make a paddle out of a cactus if he didn't behave. A few years later though I was 18 he was 14 we played HS football together, one game he would take out a linemen by shooting straight at his thighs above the knee and I would hurdle both of them from linebacker position and racked up over 30 QB sacks in one scrimmage game....... We did it a few more times the rest of the year but teams started getting wise to the 2 brothers via video recordings and a newspaper article. We got along as well as we fought.....