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04-16-2009, 09:41 PM #1Super Hero in Training
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Friday Joke
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
"Elio, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed wit another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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04-17-2009, 11:31 AM #2Iam only 1 but stil Iam 1 ELITE MEMBER
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QUIET IS MIGHT. SOLITUDE IS STRENGTH. INTROVERSION IS POWER.
Words of a Wise Woman - We don't all get to have all things. I have been given more than most, not as much as others.
I enjoy the gifts that I have, I share what I can, and try not to begrudge others for having things that I don't have.
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04-17-2009, 03:26 PM #3Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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that was cute!
"Love to be real, it must cost- it must hurt- it must empty us of self."
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04-17-2009, 03:35 PM #4Registered User
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Yo Burn, had that happen to ya?
Senior citizen at work, don't bugg me.
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04-21-2009, 03:41 AM #7Super Hero in Training
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jumping out that 2nd story window was a biotch! Originally Posted by Dero
Yo Burn, had that happen to ya?
reminds me of another joke.
Guy goes into work one day feeling sick. Tells his boss he's going home.
Boss says: you should do what I do:
I take two aspirin with a couple of shots of tequila and screw my wife.
Guy leaves.
next day he goes back to his boss and says:
I feel alot better! BTW: you have a nice house.
Success leaves clues. People who produce outstanding results do specific things to create those results
Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow. What is important is what you are doing NOW to solve our problem
THERE IS NO TOMORROW!
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04-22-2009, 03:45 PM #8Registered User
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haha, hilarious!
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