Thread: Paradox

Very stupid topic, but let me do my math.

Roid=male
Roid + Roid = Male + Male
Male + Male= Homo
Yep, it is homo

i'll just stay inside the closet then

i think most guys try it. i'm a girl n i wouldn't even if i could cuz there'd be a vagina in my mouth ewwww.

Originally Posted by ROID

i'll just stay inside the closet then

Yep,..and your head between your legs.

Hey PAL, what I do with my heads is MY business.

You know any exercises that increase flexibility ?

Originally Posted by ROID

i'll just stay inside the closet then

Yes....come into my closet...

Originally Posted by tallcall

Yes....come into my closet...

I knew you pervert would show up here.

Originally Posted by ROID

You know any exercises that increase flexibility

Meet your yoga instructor, Tara Stiles

Yoga for absolute beginners

it's harder than it looks.

I was at this comedy club and a guy had a bit about this very subject. It went something like this, "See even if I could bend over enough to suck my own dick, I think that the amazing feeling of having my dick in a mouth would immediately be canceled out by the feeling of a dick in my mouth!" He makes a solid case IMO.

<< Wonders if this can be used as stretching / warm up routine before lifts.

Originally Posted by chobby192

Meet your yoga instructor, Tara Stiles

Yoga for absolute beginners

it seems yoga would offer a very thorough stretch with the right combination of a few exercises. shae had me try some and it's demanding.

I think if it was possible for men to do it everyone would at least try it out as a teenager, and at most it would be common practice among people who masterbate. It's no different than giving yourself a handjob (aka: jacking off) except that it's not physically possible by most men. I think that's why it's not considered normal or straight to consider. I'm not saying I would want to do it, I just think culturally it'd be more accepted if men were naturally able to do it.

Personally, the mouth part of a blow job isn't the high point of a blow job as much as the handwork, so I don't think I would do it, even if I could.

Originally Posted by Little Wing

it seems yoga would offer a very thorough stretch with the right combination of a few exercises. shae had me try some and it's demanding.

We should practice together

Originally Posted by ROID

If you could have oral sex with yourself does that make you a homosexual ?

Well, there is that guy from "Nantuckit"!

Originally Posted by ROID

We should practice together

Originally Posted by Crono1000

I think if it was possible for men to do it everyone would at least try it out as a teenager, and at most it would be common practice among people who masterbate. It's no different than giving yourself a handjob (aka: jacking off) except that it's not physically possible by most men. I think that's why it's not considered normal or straight to consider. I'm not saying I would want to do it, I just think culturally it'd be more accepted if men were naturally able to do it.

Personally, the mouth part of a blow job isn't the high point of a blow job as much as the handwork, so I don't think I would do it, even if I could.

So are you saying if the average person could reach their dick around into their ass that would be considered normal too?

Originally Posted by Little Wing

I could be super fly fine sweet thang

Originally Posted by maniclion

So are you saying if the average person could reach their dick around into their ass that would be considered normal too?

O_O I must have stumbled into the wrong topic.

Originally Posted by maniclion

So are you saying if the average person could reach their dick around into their ass that would be considered normal too?

probably. It would change the way people took "Go fuck yourself"

i think people would do a lot of weird shit if they could. i don't see how a guy penetrating his own butt is any weirder than bifurcating your penis or sticking gummy worms down your peehole and ejaculating them out. damn the internet to hell! my eyes! my eyes!

The horror, the horror....

Already tried it. It doesn't feel as good as a normal blow job. But it's fun knowing I'm one of the very few people who are that flexible. And I'm already bi-sexual, so I don't have to worry about the homosexual business.

Brian Regan - Yoga Made Impossible | Brian Regan | Jokes.com

Originally Posted by Little Wing

i think people would do a lot of weird shit if they could. i don't see how a guy penetrating his own butt is any weirder than bifurcating your penis or sticking gummy worms down your peehole and ejaculating them out. damn the internet to hell! my eyes! my eyes!

omg LINKS NOW!!!!111

So Roid spit or swallow?

Originally Posted by Crono1000

omg LINKS NOW!!!!111

1. Gummy Worms
When two men stand naked in front of each other, and slap each others genitals against each other. First man to get a hard-on loses.
Dude 1: Dude, you wanna go listen to showtunes?

Dude 2: That's gayer than playing gummy worms.

if you click this link don't blame me for ruining your night. n your taste for gummy worms. nws. not worm safe either.

Originally Posted by Little Wing