Thread: why u should have good insurance.

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the

hospital.


During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously.


'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman.
'That's disgraceful! Why is he
doing that?'

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly
explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has
a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen,
and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in
extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.

Oh, well in that case, I
guess it ' s okay, said the woman.


As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient
laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better
insurance.

A lady goes to the doctor's office and tells the doctor that she can't get her husband to have sex with her anymore. So, the doctor gives her some pills and says to give her husband one each night in his dinner whenever she wants to have sex. That night she gave him one and they had a decent night of sex. The next night she decided to try 4 pills and she had even better sex. Well the next night she tried 8 pills and the sex was wonderful. So the next night she decided to dump the whole bottle in his dinner. The next day her son showed up at the doctor's office and and said, "Doctor, Doctor, what did you do to my Daddy? My mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, and my dad's going around saying here kitty, kitty, kitty!"