Thread: What's the bird that delivers babies?

The Stork...

OK, what's the bird that prevents babies?

The swallow!


Damn I kill me!

that's a good one. I'm stealing it

I'll sue!

The White Stork, not the Oriental White Stork or the Wooly-Necked Stork, the White Stork. Because they nest on rooftops, parents not wanting to tell their child they came about because daddy shoved his throbbing purple headed phallus in mommas pulsating reddish-pink vulva and then they came plopping out like a fat pink bloody turd 9 month's later, would instead say the stork dropped you through the chimney. Also, Jerome is darker skinned because momma hadn't called a chimney sweep in many month's before he was dropped so now he is stained in soot from his drop, and not because momma screwed Mr. Jangles the milk man.....

Originally Posted by maniclion

The White Stork, not the Oriental White Stork or the Wooly-Necked Stork, the White Stork. Because they nest on rooftops, parents not wanting to tell their child they came about because daddy shoved his throbbing purple headed phallus in mommas pulsating reddish-pink vulva and then they came plopping out like a fat pink bloody turd 9 month's later, would instead say the stork dropped you through the chimney. Also, Jerome is darker skinned because momma hadn't called a chimney sweep in many month's before he was dropped so now he is stained in soot from his drop, and not because momma screwed Mr. Jangles the milk man.....

Brillant

Im stealing that one.