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04-30-2009, 05:14 PM #1Yuppie
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Funny Joke I Heard Today...
It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly." His first 100 days in office and *bam* swine flu!
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04-30-2009, 06:13 PM #3Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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04-30-2009, 07:27 PM #4Registered User
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coincindence? I think not
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04-30-2009, 09:13 PM #5YOU ME WE ELITE MEMBER
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o.u.
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04-30-2009, 09:15 PM #6on a constant bulk ELITE MEMBER
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this is now, i can't change tommrrowif i can't change today
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05-01-2009, 08:34 AM #7MMA/BJJ Competitor
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My dad told me the same joke, It wasn't really that funny. Unfortunately I could stare at him to make him feel dumb, lets see if it has the same affect O_O (feel dumb yet?)
-TravThere is only a 1 letter difference between Champ and Chump.
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05-01-2009, 11:58 AM #8Registered User
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Funny joke. But due to the many times I've heard it in the past 24 hours, it is no longer funny.
17 years old.
155lbs
Weight goal : 165lbs
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05-01-2009, 02:58 PM #9Senior Member ELITE MEMBER
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That's not nice, your lucky he didn't leave you on your mother's belly.
Originally Posted by ClosingTime
Fake a laugh, he's your father.
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05-04-2009, 08:35 AM #10MMA/BJJ Competitor
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It's just hard to laugh at something that is so blatantly not funny.
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Trust me if he was serious about it I would laugh, my dad was a Seal for 14 years. I'm not messing with that
-TravThere is only a 1 letter difference between Champ and Chump.
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heard this one already, lol.
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05-06-2009, 03:17 PM #12Registered User
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Hmm...nice one...
but why would some one say that a black man would be president when pigs would fly!?
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Q: Why did Kirmit(sp?) the Frog die?
A: He caught the swine flu eating Miss Piggy.There are people who love me and there are people who hate me. I will take care of those people who love me and the rest can burn in hell.
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It was only less than 50 years ago that Blacks were allowed to use the same restrooms in the South, to have a Black man as President is something I never thought would happen in my lifetime....oh and Boston winning the World Series, they won 2 so anything can happen. Originally Posted by anotherposter
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05-06-2009, 06:57 PM #15Voodoo Doll ELITE MEMBER
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it's a common phrase here that means it will never happen because pigs cannot fly. it means something is impossible. Originally Posted by anotherposter
Last edited by Little Wing; 05-06-2009 at 07:09 PM.
Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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Delaware is the only state that does not have a National Park.
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05-07-2009, 09:21 AM #17MMA/BJJ Competitor
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How about when the Buccaners won the superbowl, never thought that would happen either. Originally Posted by min0 lee
There is only a 1 letter difference between Champ and Chump.
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That's a good one also.
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I'm pissed off with National Rail.
The sign in the station said not to stand by the track as you will get sucked off.
Four fuckin hours I waited and nothing.
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Don't look back ~ You're not going that way!
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Thanks for the response Min0! Originally Posted by min0 lee
But I still am clueless regarding blacks being so underestimated.
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05-29-2009, 02:12 PM #22Bohemian Extraordinaire ELITE MEMBER
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You gotta stand six inches from the actual rail..... Originally Posted by ironman4
I'm pissed off with National Rail.
The sign in the station said not to stand by the track as you will get sucked off.
Four fuckin hours I waited and nothing.Coarse edged youth, the irish pendants string from their smiles
not yet plucked as to slacken the seams
and drag down the features of age,
no folds or creases from unkempt wear
eyes of tranquilty, crystalline-beads
no sign of despair in their hair, nor their hearts
but oh they have yet to be experienced and that makes aging so very worth it...ML circa2012
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