Riddle of the Day

**Prince** · 05-01-2009, 08:01 AM

Riddle of the Day

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.

Michael J. Fox has a small one.

Madonna doesn't have one.

The Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Clinton uses his all the time.

Bush is one.

Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.

Liberace never used his on women.

Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.

Cher claims that she took on 3.

We never saw Lucy use Desi's.

What is it?

Answer below! (this is pretty good )

The answer is: 'A Last Name.'

**Gazhole** · 05-01-2009, 08:21 AM

Got it after the first two :P.

Not really riddles but more logic puzzles:

There is a coin inside an empty bottle, and the bottle has a cork in the neck. How do you get the coin out without removing the cork, or breaking the bottle?

A Petri dish hosts a healthy colony of bacteria. Once a minute every bacterium divides into two. The colony was founded by a single cell at noon. At exactly 12:43 (43 minutes later) the Petri dish was half full.
At what time will the dish be full?

Caroline is 15, John is 5, and Gertrude is 10. Using the same system, how old is Timothy?

**ClosingTime** · 05-01-2009, 08:29 AM

Haha that's funny, the whole time I'm thinking c0ck. Actually after the "Arnold has a big one" I had to second guess my first thought.

**nkira** · 05-01-2009, 08:29 AM

Prince!! Why did you post the answer, took all the fun out of it

Btw I was almost gonna say a**H*l*

**largepkg** · 05-01-2009, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by Gazhole

Got it after the first two :P.

Not really riddles but more logic puzzles:

There is a coin inside an empty bottle, and the bottle has a cork in the neck. How do you get the coin out without removing the cork, or breaking the bottle?

A Petri dish hosts a healthy colony of bacteria. Once a minute every bacterium divides into two. The colony was founded by a single cell at noon. At exactly 12:43 (43 minutes later) the Petri dish was half full.
At what time will the dish be full?

Caroline is 15, John is 5, and Gertrude is 10. Using the same system, how old is Timothy?

1. Push the cork into the bottle and the coin will fall out.

2. 12:44

3. No freaking clue

**largepkg** · 05-01-2009, 12:12 PM

So, am I right? Am I, am I???

Tell me damit!

**Gazhole** · 05-01-2009, 12:47 PM

largepkg goes into the lead on the first two riddles!

For a bonus point:

I buy a mouse, and the salesman in the pet store says it can have 15 babies a month. After 18 months, how many mice will i have?

**tucker01** · 05-01-2009, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by Gazhole

largepkg goes into the lead on the first two riddles!

For a bonus point:

I buy a mouse, and the salesman in the pet store says it can have 15 babies a month. After 18 months, how many mice will i have?

The way you go through them with your fetishes, they will be lucky to have time to reproduce.

**Gazhole** · 05-01-2009, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by IainDaniel

The way you go through them with your fetishes, they will be lucky to have time to reproduce.

Mice are safe for a while, i like snakes now.

Just humping my way up the food chain.

**Gazhole** · 05-01-2009, 12:53 PM

On a totally unrelated subject, have you ever eaten snake, Iain?

**tucker01** · 05-01-2009, 01:16 PM

Alligator yep. Snake no.

Let me guess tastes like chicken

**largepkg** · 05-01-2009, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by Gazhole

largepkg goes into the lead on the first two riddles!

For a bonus point:

I buy a mouse, and the salesman in the pet store says it can have 15 babies a month. After 18 months, how many mice will i have?

I need clarification. At what age can mice reproduce?

**Gazhole** · 05-01-2009, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by largepkg

I need clarification. At what age can mice reproduce?

It'd be older than 18 months.

**largepkg** · 05-01-2009, 01:19 PM

I had cobra once. At least they said it was cobra. Very chewy and no distinct taste.

Probably was cat. meow

**largepkg** · 05-01-2009, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by Gazhole

It'd be older than 18 months.

This is too easy you tricky fucker.

**largepkg** · 05-01-2009, 01:21 PM

Ah, I got ya!

1 mouse!!!

**tucker01** · 05-01-2009, 01:22 PM

And one mouse is all Gaz would need, as long as they don't trim the claws.

**largepkg** · 05-01-2009, 01:24 PM

He'd light it on fire and blow it out his ass for the bonus orgasm.

**tucker01** · 05-01-2009, 01:25 PM

After he made that little sucker fight in there for a bit. Trying to claw and chew its way out.

**Gazhole** · 05-01-2009, 01:26 PM

They never escape.

**tucker01** · 05-01-2009, 01:28 PM

They just live off the corpses of previous failures.

**largepkg** · 05-01-2009, 01:28 PM

Nothing like a mouse suppository eh?

**ClosingTime** · 05-04-2009, 08:39 AM

You have to listen to this thing called Armageddon. This radio talk show host is talking about two gay guys and one let a mouse or something in his butt..it's hilarious.
YouTube it!

-Trav

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